im bored wondering if theres any decent swine flu jokes about (or any others)
a lion, a bear, and a pig sit at a table. the lion says, when i roar the whole jungle shakes. the bear says, when i roar, the whole forest shakes. the pig says, SO WHAT! when i sneeze, the whole world sh**s itself! (my fave)
think i got swine flu, im coming out in rashers
i started sneezing today and called the NHS swine flu helpline, but all i got was crackling.