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take the dog for a walk

martin17 Avatar
7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago
A little
girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I
take the dog for a walk around the
block?'

Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.'

'What's that mean?' asked the child.

'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'

The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I
take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked
Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to
you.'

Dad said,
'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with
gasoline, And scrubbed the dog's backside with it to
disguise the scent, and said 'OK, you can go now,
but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time
round the block.'

The little
girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the
leash.

Surprised,
Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?'









The little
girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the
block, so another dog is pushing her home.'
martin17 Avatar
7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago
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#1
Lol, it took me a few seconds to get that :oops:
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Great, thanks I LOL'd .:thumbsup:

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