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TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

martin17 Avatar
7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
TAKING A WOMAN TO BED


What is the difference between girls/women aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78 ?



At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.




At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.






At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.






At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.







At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.





At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.







At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!







At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???










According to the U.S. Census Bureau:


190,374 people are having sex right now, 212,130 are kissing, and


1 poor soul is reading emails.


You hang in there sunshine!!
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7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
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#1
looool
banned#2
im a sad soul im in all alone on hukd's lol
suspended#3
lol i am 22 and i cant remember the last time i had sex...... now thats a long story x
#4
Tinkytayls
lol i am 22 and i cant remember the last time i had sex...... now thats a long story x


how long does it take to get to SE london from dundee :whistling::whistling:
#5
lol...I laughed...been 4 weeks and counting :x how do the old uns do it:?!!!!! (or rather not do it:whistling:)
#6
toni15500
im a sad soul im in all alone on hukd's lol


Me too :-(
#7
micoo
how long does it take to get to SE london from dundee :whistling::whistling:


Taxi :lol:
banned#8
LOL i dont have problems in the bedroom lol i cant get enough grrrrr
#9
Tinkytayls
lol i am 22 and i cant remember the last time i had sex...... now thats a long story x

lol

How long does it take to get to SE london FROM SE London
#10
toni15500
LOL i dont have problems in the bedroom lol i cant get enough grrrrr


wish I could say the same been 2 years and 2 weeks since ive had any action in that department:whistling:
#11
dandoc2
lol

How long does it take to get to SE london FROM SE London


+1
#12
*roosterpots*;5798270
wish I could say the same been 2 years and 2 weeks since ive had any action in that department:whistling:


2 years :w00t: I think I'd spontaneously combust!
suspended#13
you from se london?
#14
Tinkytayls
you from se london?


yeah!
#15
widstyle
yeah!


dude she was talking to me :w00t:
#16
dandoc2
lol

How long does it take to get to SE london FROM SE London


:lol: lol +1

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