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Talking of poems - give it an ending

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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
Hello there

You have put the idea in to my head to write a poem now,
seen as my ebay one was trash, but I just can't finish it.
Could you give it a good witty ending for me please.

There was an old man from hull
who went out one night on the pull

That's it I'm afraid

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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago

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He was'nt daft, he was'nt silly,
and he was blessed with a black mans willy
You said my ebay poem was junk,
so the jury is still out on this one. :-D
Well i liked it, i thought it was a work of art :)
he scored with a woman called annie who turned out to be a tranny:-D
He stood on the pier
and looked with a leer
Cos the view looked a little dull
"Hull" and "pull" don't rhyme!
Poems dont have to rhyme :)
What about this for an ending

He pulled an old granny
with a big sloppy ?
and emptied his ? which was full. :oops:
he met a cow who was a bull
when she was finished he was full (of bull)
Poems dont have to rhyme :)

Limericks do.
"Hull" and "pull" don't rhyme!

They do rhyme, or at least they do were I come from!!

"He got a bit drunk
As drunk as a skunk
And ended up dating a bull"

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