me - oh yeah, and where do you think you're going?
spider - no answer!
me - no you dont, stay there.
spider - no answer! (swear I got a funny look though)
me - I mean it, dont move, Im going to get a shoe!
spider - nothing!
me - *splat* that'll teach you!
I'm sad now, I've got no-one to talk to now :-(
phatboy is not a nice boy!