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Teacher Arrested for Conspiracy at JFK Airport

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8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
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.Teacher Arrested for Conspiracy at JFK Airport


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NEW YORK
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession
of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he
believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.

He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying
weapons of *math instruction*.

*Al-gebra* is a problem for us, Gonzales said.

They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on
tangents in search of absolute values.

They use secret code names like x and y and refer to themselves as
unkno wns, but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of
the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek
philanderer Isosceles used to say, There are 3 sides to every triangle.

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, If God had
wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes.

White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent
or profound statement by the president.
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8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
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#1
Very bad, made me laugh though
#2
Ahhhh. A new one tonight. This did make me laugh.
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#3
:roll:
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