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skusey Avatar
8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
It's amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the
conversation......

Read aloud for best results. "Tendjewberrymud" Be warned, you're
going to find yourself talking "funny" for a while after reading this.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and
room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published
in the FarEast Economic Review.....

Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"

RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"

G: "What?"

RS: "San tos. July San tos?"

G: "I don't think so"

RS: "No? Judo one toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one
toes' means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping
we bother?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.
Yes,an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bother?"

G: "No..just put the bother on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Sorry?"

RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"

G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,
tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say"

RS: "Tendjewberrymud"

G : "You're welcome."
skusey Avatar
8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
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#1
and "Tendjewberrymud" for that! lol took forever to read
#2
say it out loud brilliant - sooooo funny:thumbsup:
#3
lol thats very good !
#4
made me smile...tendjewberrymud!
banned#5
I still dont get it!

So what does tendjewberrymud equate to? Edit.... just fell in. You really do need to say it out loud!!!!!

Fork Handles anyone?
#6
guv
I still dont get it!

So what does tendjewberrymud equate to? Edit.... just fell in. You really do need to say it out loud!!!!!

Fork Handles anyone?

four candles?
a genius classic clip :)

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