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8y, 10m agoPosted 8 years, 10 months ago
I just stumbled upon a neat "test" and thought I'd test you guys.
I'm just gonna ask the questions, and see if anyone answers them right. I won't lie to you, I got every single one of them wrong. I feel like a tard.

I was going to post the questions then wait for replies, then tell you the answers. But I'm not going to be online for much longer, so I'm just gonna post both. Imagine these questions are asked in a job interview, in this order. Good luck.

If you're willing, post what your answers were, if you thought of them.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?










1. The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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8y, 10m agoPosted 8 years, 10 months ago
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#1
:D LOL i think it a great one :)
banned#2
lol laaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
#3
Proximo
lol laaaaaaaaaaaaaaame


Guess you didnt get one right :roll:
#4
Got all right.



Heard before, but still great.
#5
Never heard it before & got them all right ......:oops: As if !! ................
Very good, enjoyed
#6
This was on the bottom of the email version I got:

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.
PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.
#7
Saw this ageeees ago.
#8
Lol, made me chuckle
#9
Well i got the last one, but not the others.
#10
glad that most people enjoyed it :thumbsup:
#11
Build a big refrigerator and get zoo keeper people trained in the art of putting giraffes into places.

As above

The lion as he's hosting?

Go over the bridge? Fly? Swim when the crocodiles aren't looking?





So we're to assume that it's the same refrigerator as we're not told that. Never assume, makes and ass out of u and me. And we're also to assume that these are all happening at the same time and it's the same elephant etc.
#12
The giraffe and the elephant shouldn't be placed inside a refrigerator it is cruel, these animals tend to come from warm countries.

Is it the African or Asian elephant that you are trying to place in this refrigerator, would make quite a bit of difference because the asian elephant would need less room...

who is providing the transport for ALL the animals, are all travel costs covered by the lion king?

instead of wading through this river is it not easier to walk across the bridge? There may be a strong under current , that could drown someone

:giggle:

:viking: carry on
#13
1. I wouldnt, I dont agree with cruelty to animals
2. Weren't you listening? I said I dont agree with cruelty to animals
3. Man, acts like an animal but would probably only be invited to supply a buffet afterwards...
4. I would be content with what I had on this side of the river, the grass isnt always greener on the other side.
#14
[SIZE="2"]As fwibble and kelly-o point out there isn't just one straight-forward answer to any of these questions.[/SIZE]
1. & 2. Without the express consent of these mammals there should be no attempt what-so-ever to place them in a refrigerator. Also you must obtain a permit before hand to operate such a large appliance.
3. Probably the giraffe does not attend as she is so terribly upset at the thought of being bundled iinto a fridge.
4. Once you have attended the 'think right with animals' rehabilitation course, you will find that you can bond quickly with the crocodiles and they will pass you from croc to croc across the river.
#15
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
mash it

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
mash it

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
his Dad - he died in the film.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Manage without
#16
lol i answered
1. wont fit
2. wont fit
3. dont know
4. dress up as a croc and swim across like normal no one will notice
banned#17
muffin247
lol i answered
1. wont fit
2. wont fit
3. dont know
4. dress up as a croc and swim across like normal no one will notice


What if you look like a lady "croc" and the river only has male "crocs"?
#18
cut a big hole in the top of the fridge for its neck,
chop it up,
the elephant in the refrigerator
do that james bond thing, jump on the crocs backs to the other side

Going to ask my kids later.

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