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Text 'JOKE' to 118 118 to get a free joke...

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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
...then post it here on this thread.

This is free only for today 2nd June 2008.

If you don't feel like getting a joke text '?' for a free fascinating fact or 'myth' for a free urban myth. Still post them here though and again free only today.

My T-Mobile contract phone doesn't allow me to send texts to 118 118 for free :(
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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
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#1
why did the chicken cross the road..
to get to the other side... :p
#2
Posting your own made up jokes is not allowed. :p
#3
Nothing happened!!
#4
nikkib123
Nothing happened!!


then the joke's on you :)
#5
Abvance
Posting your own made up jokes is not allowed. :p


lol how do u no they didnt send me it! :p
the one they sent me was racist and sexist :p
#6
numptyj
lol how do u no they didnt send me it! :p
the one they sent me was racist and sexist :p


All the best ones are...
#7
Go mine...
What do you call a fish with no eyes?

a fsh =]
#8
what's a deer with no eyes?
No I dea
#9
....... then what do you call a deer with no eyes & no legs ?
.
.
.
. still no idea
#10
I'm sure you'll tell me then......
#11
I got....
So I was in Tesco's and i saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.....i said " are you two an item?"
#12
snowtiger
....... then what do you call a deer with no eyes & no legs ?
.
.
.
. still no idea


lol
ive got a joke i want to post but it could be deemed slightly racist so i dont want to post it, lol
banned#13
2 Hydrogen atoms walked into a bar. One says "I think Ive lost an electron" The other replies "are you sure"?. The first says "I am positive"!

Genuine 118118 "free joke". Now would you pay 35p for that + the cost of a text?
#14
You can also get a free fact or myth, updated original post.
#15
Ok it came................

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands.

Police say he topped himself.
#16
nikkib123
Ok it came................

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands.

Police say he topped himself.


lol thats not TOO bad
#17
I had a ploughman's lunch the other day.

He wasn't very happy.
#18
Tintern1981
I had a ploughman's lunch the other day.

He wasn't very happy.


*sigh* lol
#19
Can I do it more than once? For free?
#20
Have you heard the joke about the bin?
..Its Rubbish
:oops:

have you heard the joke about the bed?
..it hasnt been made up yet

:oops:

lol
banned#21
Tintern1981;2228544
Can I do it more than once? For free?


Dunno. It isnt clear. It looked like you got one free joke. I was gonna use my 1000 free texts per month (since I never use any of them!) but thought it could be painful if I got stung with 35p each of the first free one today!
#22
?lklk
#23
Anyone tried a fact or a myth yet?
#24
What do you call a pig with three eyes?




a piiig. :whistling::oops:
#25
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?




A watermelon
#26
Toddler electrocuted in bakery!


Stood on a scone and a currant ran up his leg!

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