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The 3 Hymns...

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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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The 3 Hymns...

One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money
and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering
plate.
He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.

After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that
someone had placed a £1,000 cheque in offering.
He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said hed like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.

A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady all the way in the back
shyly raised her hand.
The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made
her way to the pastor.
He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in
& asked her to pick out three hymns.

Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three
handsomest men in the building
and said, Ill take him

and him

and him.
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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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banned#1
:giggle: Very good! :thumbsup:
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#3
I like her style.:thumbsup:
#4
good choices ! ;-)

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