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The 3 Parrots

skusey Avatar
5y, 8m agoPosted 5 years, 8 months ago
3 parrots for sale at £170, £150 and £10, woman asks "Why is that parrot so cheap?". Shopkeeper replies "It used to live in a brothel".





The woman finds it funny and buys it. She gets home and the parrot says "**** me! A new brothel". The woman laughs.





Her two daughters come home and the parrot says "**** me! New girls" and they laugh.





When her husband walks in, the parrot says "**** me! Keith, long time no see!"
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5y, 8m agoPosted 5 years, 8 months ago
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#1
Did actually laugh out loud, only a little though
[mod]#2
... X)
#3
guv
LOL Skusey is back.....

Inb4 stain says he doesn't get it... (But know that anyway!)


only if they are racist parrotsX)
#4
Haha, that's great :)
#5
Whos the teenager in your pic?

skusey
guv
LOL Skusey is back.....

Inb4 stain says he doesn't get it... (But know that anyway!)


only if they are racist parrotsX)
#6
Civic EG6
Whos the teenager in your pic?

skusey
guv
LOL Skusey is back.....

Inb4 stain says he doesn't get it... (But know that anyway!)


only if they are racist parrotsX)

my daughter :3
#7
He's back 8/10 for that one!
1 Like #8
Just like the good old days: Skusey posting mildly amusing jokes. ;)

Now we need snowtiger to do some quizzes.:)
#9
skusey
my daughter :3

In before the stalkers.
banned#10
I thought op died?
#11
DragonChris
skusey
my daughter :3


In before the stalkers.

oh well;)
#12
vibeone
I thought op died?


no, found life elsewhere, you ok?

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