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The 3 Word Game

MrToast Avatar
5y, 8m agoPosted 5 years, 8 months ago
The 3 Word Game.

The Idea Of the game is to create a story by just using 3 words per post, the story must make sense, be clean(ish) and abide by the HUKD rule book.

Rules.

1. You must copy and paste the previous persons post before adding your 3 words.

2. The story must make sense.

3. If a person posts out of sync, ignore there post and copy the previous one

4. Have fun.

I will make that first two posts as an example of how to play.

I hope you enjoy.


The story so far.....

One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when they arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the greasy kebab shop with the cheeseburger stuck to the dirty toilet seat and demanded that it was removed. The shop owner called Chris Moyles looked at me with one eye and said '' I do believe you Rolf Harris but my other eye was covered by a pickled gherkin".What a wally I thought, so I ran to Lands End where I hid.

On Pixie Island harbor i danced to the sound of music. Looking up I saw a big fat bird doing a dance teacher. Poor guy lost his willy and his football team got relegated due to administration and Ashley Cole admitted he was indeed a tool. Cheryl tweedy was sitting on my lap fighting for love, but she gave the best blow to Rolf Harris whilst he painted. a naked midget wrestling with a stoned , prostitute , monkey and also a care bear with blue teeth and pink fuzzy hair. On the other hand there was a generous helping of goals from Ali Dia, he a professional footballer was snorting coke off Afghani babies disposed of nappies which them made with bare hands on burning coals.

Meanwhile back at HUKD HQ the mods got drunk as per usual , on cheap cider that was bought from pixmainia, It made Andy Wedge put on cardigan and skirt combo whilst doing the hokey cokey dance with the gogo dancers and orange Protruding glow stick. A helicopter landed upside down, causing the party to scatter like ants best friend Dec, "RUN" shouted Andy from Toy Story sounding like a disabled anti-semetic smurf singing Rebecca Black's Friday in a deep throat style movie, as for ASB, he was watching songs of praise recordings on his betamax he bought from cash convertors while masturbating and eating frozen fish. Every single moderator wants to know how much the coke and speed affects their ability to do cartwheels, especially in a overrated vauxhall car with no sunroof.

The pirates were covered in sticky orange jam and ready for the bank job, they recruited Tom Cruise, the Queen and Skippy the kangaroo, armed with two didgeridoos and a can of beans they entered the bank. Suddenly from nowhere a smell appeared It was CAPTAIN Pugwash covered in emmalampkin's armpit hair "STOP" he shouted, THANKYOU VERY MUCH! You just ruined a fishy tale.

FIVE, FOUR, THREE,TWO, ONE, Bang went the safe along with the money, "Dam" said young Master Bates whilst holding on to his trousers "What happened?" .He discovered Gary Coleman in his underwear "What you talking bout Willis? he shouted pointing at his pants, "What on earth is in my pants", as Rebacca Black sang out of tune. how much is that doggy in the window.

Meanwhile Down under a time machine appeared sending people to yesterday, tomorrow and the day after. In 2030 it appeared HUKD had another Flamedeer competition but instead of winning vouchers you won a huge fatty with piles of pukka pies and a bottle of Stella with attached CD of chaz and dave singing Bohemian Rhapsody in a dirty voice remix feat. Madonna, Bieber and the ugly one from the cast-ration clinic I believe.

A trident aimed at the time machine missed its target but hit the yearbook photo lineup on facebook, it totally wiped out the facebook servers and also the Nigerian con artists dancing tramp torrents, this sent shockwaves around the world especially in japan and swindon but not in Crewe, because Crewe was full of complete charity shop jigsaws. The trident now headed toward Paris Hilton then suddenly "BOOOOOM" and her hair extensions went up her big nostrils and made everyone very happy because it saved a fortune on the air she used for the boobs, a new born pot bellied Umpa Lumpa came running out of the hotel wearing csiman love tool bought from ann summers,followed by Alex Reid doing his usual dressing as Roxanne routine.

"palivou francis"? "Non" said the Italian Spaniard who was drunk with his Irish dog Finbar, "but I can add more sangria to this party" When suddenly a massive green tomato appeared singing a a filthy limerick,about Father McDougal, a cucumber and a can of freshly whipped cream. The cream went all over the fat bottom girls that queen sang when going to girl guides. The paparazzi chased them down the tunnel and killed diana Vickers who's crap at belly dancing and flops at singing but excels in sucking Mentula, especially on Tuesdays, Thursdays and any day inbetween.

A flamingo sat at a crossroads wondering if he should take the yellow undies he saw on Madonna and put them on his head and audition for BGT. Michael, Amanda and Americano licked their juicy round red buzzers till they saw the flamingo strip down to parts two Ford, one vauxhall and a flourescent Skoda. The audience went to the toilet whilst Michael McIntyre played with a little boys toy also known as the spinning topless ballerina, then The Hoff grabbed him by the nipples and pulled out a hot fuzz dvd and started singing the theme tune in French accompanied by a banjo, Kazoo and a rene lalique harmonica.

Later with Jools Holland featured hotukdeals member Wii Expert undressing and changing into an animal.Harry met sally and The Human Centipede prizes were offered to everyone who volunteered to sing supercalafragalistic aldous backwards whilst wearing a string vest with sweaty thermals on. After the show everyone went to houses of parliament,then the party really began, drum and bass was streamed live from interweb thingy, the alcohol provided free entertainment for all and five lines from the book 'Ryan Giggs Gaffes' made everyone laugh. Imogen was not looking her best, she looked dog rough due to over twittering, she stunned everyone with a tweet that made headline news by revealing that she was once a MAN!!!! This stunned her former boyfriend whose video went viral on the tinternet thingy and led to a chaotic monkey rampage, monkey poo was rather runny and smelt like a fishy smell. Her dad was not impressed and threatened the monkeys with rotten fish, they died.

Farmer Fred, who`s wife died when she milked her mum out of her large mammary glands which exploded and sent semi skimmed chocolate flavoured milk all over his pet crocodile Theodore, Theodore didn't seem to mind, he liked milkshakes and farmers wifes, he recently ate a forty dozen green grapes which made him run to the nearest bank to deposit £1000,while at the bank the grapes were arrested by the bananas.

On the way to vibeone's hearing for the cleaning vacancy at Lidl, he met fellow members who showed him a big mentula, a mop and a big pig. Training for this meant he now had to wear pink overalls and and a headscarf. When asked how he felt about "messing around with thongs and bras he replied " I am LOVING it" shouting from the HUKD prison cells.Boothy then started a campaign to give away his Soul, toenails and collection of rare potato peelings, he
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5y, 8m agoPosted 5 years, 8 months ago
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#1
One day on
#2
One day on Hotukdeals a deal
#3
one day on
a lovely sunny day
#4
One day on

Hotukdeals a deal

was so good

that i had

Edited By: aunty jane on Mar 17, 2011 23:07
#5
when they arrived
#6
Acx
when they arrived


they all had
banned#7
yellowsticker
Acx
when they arrived


they all had


been squashed by
#8
been squashed by

a big giant


Edited By: vicknanth on Mar 17, 2011 23:13
#9
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when the arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day


^^ The idea is to copy and paste the whole thing before posting so the story flows
banned#10
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when the arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers
#11
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when the arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the
#12
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when the arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the greasy kebab shop
#13
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when they arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the greasy kebab shop with the cheeseburger

Edited By: Acx on Mar 17, 2011 23:31
#14
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when they arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the greasy kebab shop with the cheeseburger stuck to the
#15
Toasthduk
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when they arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the greasy kebab shop with the cheeseburger stuck to the dirty toilet seat



Edited By: zerowing on Mar 17, 2011 23:34
#16
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when they arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the greasy kebab shop with the cheeseburger stuck to the dirty toilet seat and demanded that it was removed
#17
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when they arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the greasy kebab shop with the cheeseburger stuck to the dirty toilet seat and demanded that it was removed. The shop owner
#18
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when they arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the greasy kebab shop with the cheeseburger stuck to the dirty toilet seat and demanded that it was removed. The shop owner called Chris Moyles looked at me
#19
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when they arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the greasy kebab shop with the cheeseburger stuck to the dirty toilet seat and demanded that it was removed. The shop owner called Chris Moyles looked at me with one eye
#20
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when they arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the greasy kebab shop with the cheeseburger stuck to the dirty toilet seat and demanded that it was removed. The shop owner called Chris Moyles looked at me with one eye and said '' I
#21
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when they arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the greasy kebab shop with the cheeseburger stuck to the dirty toilet seat and demanded that it was removed. The shop owner called Chris Moyles looked at me with one eye and said '' I do believe you
#22
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when they arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the greasy kebab shop with the cheeseburger stuck to the dirty toilet seat and demanded that it was removed. The shop owner called Chris Moyles looked at me with one eye and said '' I do believe you rolf harris but
#23
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when they arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the greasy kebab shop with the cheeseburger stuck to the dirty toilet seat and demanded that it was removed. The shop owner called Chris Moyles looked at me with one eye and said '' I do believe you rolf harris but my other eye
#24
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when they arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the greasy kebab shop with the cheeseburger stuck to the dirty toilet seat and demanded that it was removed. The shop owner called Chris Moyles looked at me with one eye and said '' I do believe you rolf harris but my other eye was covered by
#25
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when they arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the greasy kebab shop with the cheeseburger stuck to the dirty toilet seat and demanded that it was removed. The shop owner called Chris Moyles looked at me with one eye and said '' I do believe you Rolf Harris but my other eye was covered by a pickled gherkin"
#26
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when they arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the greasy kebab shop with the cheeseburger stuck to the dirty toilet seat and demanded that it was removed. The shop owner called Chris Moyles looked at me with one eye and said '' I do believe you Rolf Harris but my other eye was covered by a pickled gherkin"
What a wally
#27
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when they arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the greasy kebab shop with the cheeseburger stuck to the dirty toilet seat and demanded that it was removed. The shop owner called Chris Moyles looked at me with one eye and said '' I do believe you Rolf Harris but my other eye was covered by a pickled gherkin".
What a wally I thought, so
#28
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when they arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the greasy kebab shop with the cheeseburger stuck to the dirty toilet seat and demanded that it was removed. The shop owner called Chris Moyles looked at me with one eye and said '' I do believe you Rolf Harris but my other eye was covered by a pickled gherkin".
What a wally I thought, so I ran to
#29
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when they arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the greasy kebab shop with the cheeseburger stuck to the dirty toilet seat and demanded that it was removed. The shop owner called Chris Moyles looked at me with one eye and said '' I do believe you Rolf Harris but my other eye was covered by a pickled gherkin".
What a wally I thought, so I ran to Lands End where
#30
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when they arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the greasy kebab shop with the cheeseburger stuck to the dirty toilet seat and demanded that it was removed. The shop owner called Chris Moyles looked at me with one eye and said '' I do believe you Rolf Harris but my other eye was covered by a pickled gherkin". What a wally I thought, so I ran to Lands End where I hid.

On
#31
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when they arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the greasy kebab shop with the cheeseburger stuck to the dirty toilet seat and demanded that it was removed. The shop owner called Chris Moyles looked at me with one eye and said '' I do believe you Rolf Harris but my other eye was covered by a pickled gherkin". What a wally I thought, so I ran to Lands End where I hid.

On Pixie Island harbour
banned#32
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when they arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the greasy kebab shop with the cheeseburger stuck to the dirty toilet seat and demanded that it was removed. The shop owner called Chris Moyles looked at me with one eye and said '' I do believe you Rolf Harris but my other eye was covered by a pickled gherkin". What a wally I thought, so I ran to Lands End where I hid.

On Pixie Island harbor i danced to
#33
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when they arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the greasy kebab shop with the cheeseburger stuck to the dirty toilet seat and demanded that it was removed. The shop owner called Chris Moyles looked at me with one eye and said '' I do believe you Rolf Harris but my other eye was covered by a pickled gherkin". What a wally I thought, so I ran to Lands End where I hid.On Pixie Island harbor i danced to the sound of
#34
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when they arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the greasy kebab shop with the cheeseburger stuck to the dirty toilet seat and demanded that it was removed. The shop owner called Chris Moyles looked at me with one eye and said '' I do believe you Rolf Harris but my other eye was covered by a pickled gherkin". What a wally I thought, so I ran to Lands End where I hid.On Pixie Island harbor i danced to the sound of music. looking up
#35
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when they arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the greasy kebab shop with the cheeseburger stuck to the dirty toilet seat and demanded that it was removed. The shop owner called Chris Moyles looked at me with one eye and said '' I do believe you Rolf Harris but my other eye was covered by a pickled gherkin".
What a wally I thought, so I ran to Lands End where I hid.On Pixie Island harbor i danced to the sound of music. Looking up I saw a
#36
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when they arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the greasy kebab shop with the cheeseburger stuck to the dirty toilet seat and demanded that it was removed. The shop owner called Chris Moyles looked at me with one eye and said '' I do believe you Rolf Harris but my other eye was covered by a pickled gherkin".
What a wally I thought, so I ran to Lands End where I hid.On Pixie Island harbor i danced to the sound of music. Looking up I saw a big fat bird
#37
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when they arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the greasy kebab shop with the cheeseburger stuck to the dirty toilet seat and demanded that it was removed. The shop owner called Chris Moyles looked at me with one eye and said '' I do believe you Rolf Harris but my other eye was covered by a pickled gherkin".
What a wally I thought, so I ran to Lands End where I hid.On Pixie Island harbor i danced to the sound of music. Looking up I saw a big fat bird doing a dance
#38
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when they arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the greasy kebab shop with the cheeseburger stuck to the dirty toilet seat and demanded that it was removed. The shop owner called Chris Moyles looked at me with one eye and said '' I do believe you Rolf Harris but my other eye was covered by a pickled gherkin".
What a wally I thought, so I ran to Lands End where I hid.On Pixie Island harbor i danced to the sound of music. Looking up I saw a big fat bird doing a dance teacher. Poor guy
#39
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when they arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the greasy kebab shop with the cheeseburger stuck to the dirty toilet seat and demanded that it was removed. The shop owner called Chris Moyles looked at me with one eye and said '' I do believe you Rolf Harris but my other eye was covered by a pickled gherkin".
What a wally I thought, so I ran to Lands End where I hid.On Pixie Island harbor i danced to the sound of music. Looking up I saw a big fat bird doing a dance teacher. Poor guy lost his willy
#40
One day on Hotukdeals a deal was good that i had to buy 5, when they arrived they all had been squashed by a big giant double cheese burger. The next day us angry customers went to the greasy kebab shop with the cheeseburger stuck to the dirty toilet seat and demanded that it was removed. The shop owner called Chris Moyles looked at me with one eye and said '' I do believe you Rolf Harris but my other eye was covered by a pickled gherkin".
What a wally I thought, so I ran to Lands End where I hid.On Pixie Island harbor i danced to the sound of music. Looking up I saw a big fat bird doing a dance teacher. Poor guy lost his willy and his football

Edited By: timtom13 on Mar 18, 2011 13:54: ball

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