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1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored. 2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic. 3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like A… Read More
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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.

2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic.

3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources.

4. Between the ages of 46 and 56, she is like Europe, exhausted but still has points of interest.

5. After 56 she is like Australia, everybody knows it's down there but who gives a damn?
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#1
Lol.

1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.

Are u sure!??? :?
4 Likes #2
Lol not bad - My turn.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran,
ruled by nuts.
#3
magough
Lol.


Are u sure!??? :?


Well I was :whistling:

DragonChris

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran,
ruled by nuts.



Lmao - how very true
1 Like #4
Courses Women Should be REQUIRED to take

Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
Parties: Going Without New Outfits
Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
Introduction to Parking
Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
Water Retention: Fact or Fat
Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
PMS: Your Problem... Not His
Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both
TV Remotes: For Men Only
#5
DragonChris

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran,
ruled by nuts.


Haha, brillant.:thumbsup:
#6
fireheaven
Courses Women Should be REQUIRED to take

Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
Parties: Going Without New Outfits
Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
Introduction to Parking
Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
Water Retention: Fact or Fat
Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
PMS: Your Problem... Not His
Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both
TV Remotes: For Men Only



+1 :thumbsup:
1 Like #7
Why do men have slits in their underwear?

so they can get oxygen to their brains.
#9
fireheaven
Why do men have slits in their underwear?

so they can get oxygen to their brains.


And then the fight started...
#10
:lol:

Love this thread :-D
#11
I didn't know girls aged over 25 existed:|
1 Like #12
Have another for the ladies...

The Why's of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

One for the ladies

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to
me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, 'University of Oklahoma .'

And they say blondes are dumb...
-----------------------------------------------
A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
-----------------------------------------------------------

'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbours would
think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
-----------------------------------------------

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour

-----------------------------------------------------------

Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

-----------------------------------------------------------

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder'Instruction Manual.'
#13
DragonChris
And then the fight started...


I am ready :p
#14
Always remember these six important rules when asking a man to do something:

1. Make sure the man is conscious.


2. Crash the hard drive on his computer and line the bird cage with the sports section.


3. Be brief! Limit your nagging harangue to two, three hours, max.


4. Reward him for cooperative behavior. Offer to cook him something that doesn't have a peel-back cover.


5. Punish him when he refuses to cooperate. Microwave his remote on high power for 55 minutes.


6. Use "would you" or "will you" instead of "you'd better" or "do as I say and no one will get hurt."
1 Like #15
Why are women like clouds? Eventually they clear off and its a really nice day
#16
DragonChris
Why are women like clouds? Eventually they clear off and its a really nice day


Ha ha ha - that one made me laugh
#17
fireheaven
Ha ha ha - that one made me laugh


:D

Here's one for the Scots (I loled):

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.

He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a
lawyer from London and is certain that he has a better education then any
Scottish copper. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at
the Glasgow cops expense!!

Glasgow cop says, ' Licence and registration, please.'

London Lawyer says, 'What for?'

Glasgow cop says, 'Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

Glasgow cop says, 'Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please.'

London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

Glasgow cop says, 'The difference is, ye huvte to come to completestop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!'

London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration,and you give me
the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

Glasgow cop says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f*ck out of the
lawyer and says,

'Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?
#18
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
#19
fireheaven

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask for directions.


PLAGARISM! Copying me :p
#20
DragonChris
PLAGARISM! Copying me :p



Lol - take is as a compliment, they don't happen often ;-)
#21
fireheaven
Lol - take is as a compliment, they don't happen often ;-)


Not on these forums for sure :P
#22
Why do men fart more than women?

Because women don’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
#23
fireheaven
Why do men fart more than women?

Because women don’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.


LOL.

A young couple wanted to join the church.

The pastor told them, 'We have a special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from sex for one whole month.'

The couple agreed but after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church.

When the Pastor ushered them into his office the wife was crying and the husband was obviously very depressed.

'You are back so soon... 'Is there a problem?' the pastor inquired.

'We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month.' The young man replied sadly.

The pastor asked him what happened.

'Well, the first week was difficult... however, we managed to abstain through sheer will power.

The second week was terrible but with the use of prayer we managed to abstain. However, the third week was unbearable.

We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible...anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts.

One afternoon my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up I was overcome with lust and I just had my way with her right then and there.

It was loud, passionate sex. It lasted for over an hour and when we were done we were both drenched in sweat,' admitted the man, shamefacedly.

The pastor lowered his head and said sternly, 'You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church.'

'We know.' said the young man, hanging his head, 'We're not welcome at 'Homebase' either.'
#24
^^^^^^^^
:w00t: :lol: good one
#25
14 things a man can do at the supermarket while his wife/gf/partner/female-friend/mother is taking her time :-

01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.

02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.

04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code3 in Housewares... and see what happens.

05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

06. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department? and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.

08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible

12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICKME!!!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"

14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while...then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"
#26
fireheaven
^^^^^^^^
:w00t: :lol: good one


I lol'ed when I read it ^_^
#27
Nine words women use...

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!
#28
IF WE TRULY LIVED IN A MAN'S WORLD...


1. Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the butt and a "Thanks for the sex...now get outta here"
would pretty much do it.

2. Birth control would come in beer.

3. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th, so it would only occur in leap years.

4. On Mothers Day, you'd get the day off to go drinking.

5. St. Patrick's Day would be celebrated every month.

6. The woman in your life would hate the film "Titanic" just as much as you do.

7. The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera
Angle".

8. Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer-biceps".

9. Tanks would be far easier to rent.

10. Every woman that worked would have to do so topless.

11. When the Police pull you over, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your
fine. As in:

Cop: "You know how fast you were going?"
You: "All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place."
Cop: "Nice one, That's 20.00 off".

12. Daisy Duke shorts would never go out of style again.

13. Every man would get four REAL Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.

14. Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.

15. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner
of the screen when the ball goes out of play.

16. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to "I love you".

17. The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

18. "Sorry, but I got wasted last night", would be an acceptable excuse for absence and/or poor time keeping.

19. Lifeguards could remove people from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.

20. Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again ?" cards.

21. Beer would have the same effect as Viagra.

22. "Fancy a shag?" would be the only chat up line in existence and it would work every time.

23. Everyone would drive at least 75mph and anyone driving under that would be fined.

24. Dinner break would happen every hour and the boss would hire in strippers and £2000 a night hookers for
the duration of those breaks.

25. Saying "Lets have a threesome. You, me and your sister" to your wife/girlfriend would get the response.
"What a great idea!"

26. Celine Dion would never have gotten a record contract.

27. Everyone would have real a Light Sabre and any disagreements would be settled by a fight to the death.

28. Vomiting after 20 pints would actually make you more attractive to the opposite sex.

29. Along with your milk in the morning the milkman would deliver two Swedish milk maids.

30. When it was time to leave work, a whistle would sound and you'd get to slide down the back of a
Brontosaurus like Fred Flinstone.
#29
DragonChris
Nine words women use...

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!



I use nearly all of those except number 2 cos I do get ready quick but I definately use number 8 the most :oops:
#30
fireheaven
I use nearly all of those except number 2 cos I do get ready quick but I definately use number 8 the most :oops:


It's as good as gospel :P
#31
ohhh yess i get number 1, 3, and 8 alot of my girlfriend
1 Like #32
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

'Please note that this Bank is installing new 'Drive-through' ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.'

*******************************

MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.

*******************************

FEMALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press CANCEL and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.
#33
How Marital Fights Start...

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said,
"Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And then the fight started....

********
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'.
And she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too'
And then the fight started......

****

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.
I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'
And that's how the fight started ...

****

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'she's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many & years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started.....

****

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And then the fight started.....

****

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.....
#34
why did the woman cross the road?

thats not the question who gave her the shoes and let her out of the kitchen!
#35
hahah i love that one above !!!

Here is one:

Man and his wife are watching the TV.
The wife asks her husband whats on the TV. To which the man replies "Dust"
#36
why dont men trust women?


would you trust someone that bleeds for a week and doesent die.
#37
These are hilarious, where are you lot finding all this material from? :giggle:
I thought I understood women in a lot of ways until I read this post. :giggle:

P.S I'm gonna have a word with my gf later because it's not on that she says "whatever" (aka F U) to everyone constantly...including to little children. :lol:
#38
realfriendlyman
These are hilarious, where are you lot finding all this material from? :giggle:
I thought I understood women in a lot of ways until I read this post. :giggle:

P.S I'm gonna have a word with my gf later because it's not on that she says "whatever" (aka F U) to everyone constantly...including to little children. :lol:


Emails mostly :P It would be a toughie to memorise all of it :thinking:
#39
An Irish Diet...

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!

'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'?

The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'?

'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.?

'No, from the f**kin' skippin'
#40
Sunday Afternoon

> The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8
> year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a
> lollypop and tell him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.
>
> He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
> 'There's a car being towed from the parking lot' he shouted.
> 'An Ambulance just drove by.'
> 'Looks like the Anderson 's have company' he continued.
> 'Matt's riding a new bike ....'
> 'Looks like the Sanders are moving'
> 'Jason is on his skate board ...'
>
> 'The Coopers are having sex!!'
> Startled, his Mum and Dad shot up in bed!
>
> Dad cautiously called out 'How do you know they are having sex?'
>
> 'Jimmy Cooper is on his balcony with a lollipop.'

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