This bear was sitting on a log in the woods, taking a dump.
Along came a rabbit. The rabbit asked, "Do you mind if I join you?"
The bear replied "Suit yourself."
So there they both sat, taking a dump.
After they were finished, the bear asked the rabbit,
"Do you ever have a problem with poo sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit said, "No".
The bear says, "Good!"
Then he grabs the rabbit and with a long sweeping motion wipes his ass..........