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The Beer Prayer

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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
The Beer Prayer
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Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager.
For ever and ever.
Barmen.
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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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very good :thumbsup:
#2
Like it
#3
Two silkworms were in a race.
They ended up in a tie.

A robber broke into the police station and stole all the toilet seats.
The police don't have anything to go on.

Egotist: One who is me-deep in conversation.

Why won't melons elope in Las Vegas?
They cantaloupe

How did the pig with laryngitis feel?
Dis-gruntled.

The fish secretary lodged herself in a pipe and could no longer type.
Her doctor said, "This is a clear case of 'Carp in tunnel' syndrome."

Hangover: The wrath of grapes.

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.
He sidles up to the bartender and screams:
"I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw!"

What did the raccoon say in his will?
"Leave it to Beaver."
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snowtiger;2352261
Two silkworms were in a race.
They ended up in a tie.

I love daft jokes like this!
#5
Thats good :thumbsup:
#6
Help From The Psychiatrist

This guy goes to a psychiatrist, "Doc, I want to know what my problem is. Some nights, when sleeping, I dream that I'm a teepee. And some nights I dream that I'm a wigwam. Can you help me?"
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The psychiatrist answers, "I think your problem is that you are too tense."


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snowtiger
Two silkworms were in a race.
They ended up in a tie.

A robber broke into the police station and stole all the toilet seats.
The police don't have anything to go on.

Egotist: One who is me-deep in conversation.

Why won't melons elope in Las Vegas?
They cantaloupe

How did the pig with laryngitis feel?
Dis-gruntled.

The fish secretary lodged herself in a pipe and could no longer type.
Her doctor said, "This is a clear case of 'Carp in tunnel' syndrome."

Hangover: The wrath of grapes.

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.
He sidles up to the bartender and screams:
"I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw!"

What did the raccoon say in his will?
"Leave it to Beaver."


You should have quit while you were ahead.
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odriscoll;2352922
You should have quit while you were ahead.

.... & that's a classic coming from a Liverpool supporter ! :giggle: ..... lol :)

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