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The best joke ever posted on here! (well, I thought it was funny)

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A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduce…
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7y, 1m agoPosted 7 years, 1 month ago
A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second.

In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realised she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques. She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital.

She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake slice, compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant.

Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital.

She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husbands condition.
The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didnt you! I hope youre proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care. And he will now be your career!'

The woman broke down and sobbed.

The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'Im just pulling your leg. Hes dead. Show me what you bought.'
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7y, 1m agoPosted 7 years, 1 month ago
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#1
Joke? Sadly its almost believable
#2
harlzter
Joke? Sadly its almost believable


True story:)
#3
your worst ever
#4
awww bless xx
#5
Can't be bothered to read it.
Best joke ever was BG1's "Spider thread".

FACT.
#6
thesaint
Can't be bothered to read it.
Best joke ever was BG1's "Spider thread".

FACT.


Besotted much?
'bout time you 'came out' sweetie poo.
#7
whatsThePoint
Best? Don't you mean joke most likely to be found unfunny


yes, for some who dont get it.:thumbsup:
#8
thesaint
Can't be bothered to read it.
Best joke ever was BG1's "Spider thread".

FACT.


LOL that was funny, got a link for it on the database saint?
#9
Too longer joke for me, sadly lost interest after the fourth paragraph.
#10
thesaint;7806659
Can't be bothered to read it.
Best joke ever was BG1's "Spider thread".

FACT.


That was hilarious. :-D I still have the pic but it is too small to read. :)
#11
thesaint
Can't be bothered to read it.
Best joke ever was BG1's "Spider thread".

FACT.


Fancy stalking a teenage fantasist, you must make pond scum feel good about themselves. :whistling:
#12
Trickyjabs
Fancy stalking a teenage fantasist, you must make pond scum feel good about themselves. :whistling:


^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ THIS:thumbsup:
#13
skusey
Besotted much?
'bout time you 'came out' sweetie poo.


You also dislike homosexuals?

numptyj
LOL that was funny, got a link for it on the database saint?


Marina
That was hilarious. :-D I still have the pic but it is too small to read. :)


Over a year old, and still remembered:

http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/272981/now-this-is-funny

Trickyjabs
Fancy stalking a teenage fantasist, you must make pond scum feel good about themselves. :whistling:


HUKD = Serious Business
#14
#15
thesaint
You also dislike homosexuals?
at last




Over a year old, and still remembered:

http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/272981/now-this-is-funny

spammed


HUKD = Serious Business
#16
thesaint
HUKD = Serious Business


If you say so......the way you keep jumping to the defense of these young boys, some might start to question your motives. Is this you:
http://beprepared.me.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/phone4u-scouts-are-losers-ad-1.jpg
banned#17
"And he will now be your career!' "

That doesn't make sense and ruins the joke
banned#18
not as good as mine , must try harder!;-)
banned#19
thesaint
Can't be bothered to read it.
Best joke ever was BG1's "Spider thread".

FACT.


Nah.

The best joke ever, is your database. (Serious), Though "Clique Troll" appears to have jumped the line from being (no homo). But that's ok.

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