The biggest bird poo ive seen. - HotUKDeals
We use cookie files to improve site functionality and personalisation. By continuing to use HotUKDeals, you accept our cookie and privacy policy.
Get the HotUKDeals app free at Google Play

Search Error

An error occurred when searching, please try again!

Login / Sign UpSubmit

The biggest bird poo ive seen.

£0.00 @
Just got home and on the roof of my dads car there was a bird poo that measured roughly the size of my full hand. I am gutted that my dad has now rubbed it off (took him a while). Was going to taek… Read More
stevey_p7 Avatar
8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
Just got home and on the roof of my dads car there was a bird poo that measured roughly the size of my full hand.

I am gutted that my dad has now rubbed it off (took him a while). Was going to taek a picture due to the sheer size of it. Must of been a big bird.

I know this is probably the dirtiest topic created today but just wanted to share my shockedness. Didn't know bird were capable of such humongous turds.

It was an achievement to say the least and i bet the bird was extremely happy at hitting its target.

Sorry i have no picture, just please take my word for it that it was the size of my hand.
Tags:
stevey_p7 Avatar
8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
Options

All Comments

(14) Jump to unreadPost a comment
Comments/page:
#1
http://i39.tinypic.com/11iipea.jpg
#2
mustve been an ostrich poo...they is pretty big.
#3
Pics or ya lying....lol!
#4
shaneomac
mustve been an ostrich poo...they is pretty big.


Dont tend to get many ostrich around my way but i'm not ruling it out.

Maybe a heron or stork poo?
#5
Lulu'sMammy
Pics or ya lying....lol!


Gutting, regrets about not getting a pic. Its bin took off now.

Swear on my mum and dads life.... lol brings back memories from childhood.
#6
Big Bird?
http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:51fb5W73VjMFdM:http://marklipinskisblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/big-bird.jpg
#7
stevey_p7
Dont tend to get many ostrich around my way but i'm not ruling it out.

Maybe a heron or stork poo?


be awesome if you had a photo of the ostrich climbing on top of ur dad's car just to take a poo tho!:w00t:
#8
shaneomac
be awesome if you had a photo of the ostrich climbing on top of ur dad's car just to take a poo tho!:w00t:


haha lmao. Would of been so unlucky for my dad. Why his car? haha.

It was in the drive too which is pretty impressive for a bird.

INCOMING!
#9
Have I ever told you about the biggest human poo I've seen? It was [SIZE="7"][COLOR="Black"]HUGE![/COLOR][/SIZE]
#10
stevey_p7
haha lmao. Would of been so unlucky for my dad. Why his car? haha.

It was in the drive too which is pretty impressive for a bird.

INCOMING!


if i was you id be bringing an umbrella and a stick when i leave the house tomoro...the umbrella to guard against a stork etc and a stick for the ostrich..and a video camera for your £250 from you've been framed:-D
#11
lmao thats funny and lmfao at phatboy.... thas is ewwwwwwww lol
#12
:) thats 1 heap of crap man!
#13
lol gross, It was probably goose pooh.
#14
phatboy123;5052677
http://i39.tinypic.com/11iipea.jpg

:cry:

Post a Comment

You don't need an account to leave a comment. Just enter your email address. We'll keep it private.

...OR log in with your social account

...OR comment using your social account

Thanks for your comment! Keep it up!
We just need to have a quick look and it will be live soon.
The community is happy to hear your opinion! Keep contributing!