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The biggest conspiracy in the world??

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Where do all the socks go?? you put them in the washing machine and they vanish! Must be millions every year across the country. Anyone have a theory?
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7y, 6m agoPosted 7 years, 6 months ago
Where do all the socks go?? you put them in the washing machine and they vanish!

Must be millions every year across the country.

Anyone have a theory?
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7y, 6m agoPosted 7 years, 6 months ago
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#1
Sock Gnomes.

Just like the underpants gnomes from southpark but not in it for the profit.
#2
http://www.freepress.net/files/Sock_Puppet_3_small.JPG


Nothing to do with me guvnor
#3
Same place as all the forks/teaspoons/hairbrushes in this house :p
#4
mine just get lost or worn out,know what ya mean tho
#5
ClarityofMind
Same place as all the forks/teaspoons/hairbrushes in this house :p


same here :giggle: and hair bobbles!!!!!

Its the sock monster for the socks though I have seen him :w00t:
#6
We have house monster that come in and cook dinner :whistling:
#7
theres actually a hidden pipe in your hotpoint (or whichever washing machine you have) that sucks your socks and sends them through an underground pipe network to Primark. They recondition them and sell them. Thats my theory
#8
god i know what you mean but living with my OH its like where have you put EVERYTHING

he has bad memory probs so if he puts summit away its gone for al eternity :lol:
#9
Check these bad boys out. Guaranteed to never get lost! lol

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q306/LoonaMafoona/ABCD0002.jpg
#10
I have five odd socks in my sock drawer - they are all black, different lengths and stitching. I think the magpies steal them off the line LOL, otherwise I have to believe in the socknapper.
#11
ClarityofMind
We have house monster that come in and cook dinner :whistling:


Does the monster like to cook socks?
#12
I have the same theory about pens. Place a dozen pens in various places. wait a few weeks and then try to find a pen.

It is an exercise in futility.
#13
leefal
Does the monster like to cook socks?


it did so once.... I opened the oven to find socks "drying" inside... a teenagers decision obviously lol
banned#14
Earphones amaze me, they seem to tangle never to be undone after being left alone all night :?
#15
tinkerbell28
Is it the same monster that eats spare socks, hairbrushes, the paper part of your DL, and school jumpers or are they all different?


Not to mention your National Insurance Card.
#16
It's the cats that nab them, even if you don't have cats... that's where the term "cat burglar" comes from :)

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