A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
'I'd love to be eight again' she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of
Coco Pops and jammy toasties!
He took her to AltonTowers and put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they journeyed to a
McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake. Then it was off to
the movies: the latest Kiddies three hour epic cartoon, a hot dog,
popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms What
a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed
exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again?' Her eyes
slowly opened and her expression changed to one of total
realisation...'I meant my dress size, you bloody idiot !!!'
The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna
get it wrong