A blonde asks a chemist "Can I have some Rectum deodorant".
"No such thing" he replies.
"Yes there is, I have one in my bag, it's empty".
She hands it to the chemist and he says " This is a normal stick of underarm deodorant"
The Blonde says "HELLO, IT SAYS IN BIG LETTERS, TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM" !!!!!!!!