The Breathalyzer! - HotUKDeals
We use cookie files to improve site functionality and personalisation. By continuing to use HUKD, you accept our cookie and privacy policy.
Get the HUKD app free at Google Play

Search Error

An error occurred when searching, please try again!

Login / Sign UpSubmit

The Breathalyzer!

iliko Avatar
8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works.

Ive pulled you over for speeding, Miss Could I see your drivers license?

Whats a license? replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.

Its usually in your wallet replied the officer.

After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it.

Now may I see your registration? asked the cop.

Registration Whats that? asked the blonde.

Its usually in your glove compartment said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration.

Ill be back in a minute. said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the womans license and registration.

After a few moments, the dispatcher came back; Is this woman driving a red sports car?

Yes. replied the officer

Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde? asked the dispatcher

Yes replied the cop.

Heres what you have to do Said the dispatcher. Give her the stuff back, and drop your pants.

What? I cant do that. Its inappropriate! exclaimed the cop.

Trust me Just do it said the dispatcher.

So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said.

The blonde looks down and sighs Oh no Not ANOTHER breathalyzer!
iliko Avatar
8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago

All Comments

(6) Jump to unreadPost a comment
LOL :thumbsup:
how did I know that punchline was cumming
good joke :D
lol!! :)

Post a Comment

You don't need an account to leave a comment. Just enter your email address. We'll keep it private.

...OR log in with your social account

...OR comment using your social account

Thanks for your comment! Keep it up!
We just need to have a quick look and it will be live soon.
The community is happy to hear your opinion! Keep contributing!