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The couple had been married for 50 years.

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They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning, gazing into each others eyes, when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, darling, we've been married for 50 years." "Yeah," she rep…
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8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning, gazing into each others eyes, when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, darling, we've been married for 50 years."

"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago, at the start of our married life, we were sitting here at this same breakfast table together."

"I know," the old man said, "And fifty years ago, we were probably sitting here naked as the day we were born."

"Well," Granny sniggered, "What do you say...should we take our clothes off?"

Where upon the two stripped naked and sat down at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My breasts are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied the old feller. "One's in your coffee and the other is lying in your porridge!
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8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
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#1
An oldee but a goodee!:-D
#2
good one you always crack me up!! :-D
banned#3
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
#4
:giggle::lol:lmao
#5
loooooooool :)
#6
LMAO!

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