A friend of mine has done this website of a real person, he's called Dan Mullins who plays in a band called Dirty Roscoe I doubt youve heard of them but, if anyones bored out there check it out and have a laugh with it.
Morgy Bates is a right practical joker. I'm sure the HUKDs members can make him laugh!!!
If not theres always the Dan branded Jam at £10 +p&p
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