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The day the P.Ness asked for a raise. Joke.

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8y, 3w agoPosted 8 years, 3 weeks ago
The Day the P.Ness asked for a Raise





I, the P.Ness, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labour.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,

P. Ness




The Response

Dear P.Ness:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
Correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task..
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,

V. Gina
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8y, 3w agoPosted 8 years, 3 weeks ago
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#1
I lol'd
banned#2
lol :p
#3
very good have some rep
#4
:lol:
#5
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags

Two suspicious unattractive looking bags more like!!!
Very funny. Made me laugh in between separating my children from arguing- again!!
#6
The last point from V Gina got me lol'in. Although I can see P Ness's point! Ahem!
#7
lol :thumbsup:
#8
:-Dlol
#9
hehehe.... good on you V.Gina!
#10
Bout the funniest darn thing I have ever seen on here.

Good work.
#11
nice one, cock
#12
Thanks folks :thumbsup:
#13
bluetigermobiles
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags

Two suspicious unattractive looking bags more like!!!
Very funny. Made me laugh in between separating my children from arguing- again!!


Or "sacks"...... :santa:
#14
I can't understand why the P word has been removed.

It's a noun, it's not offensive or naughty? :roll:
banned#15
I dont get it. What's a ***** ! :w00t:

Don't young kids get taught this word in school lessons?
#16
Sorted. :thumbsup:

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