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The Donkey Race ..........

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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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The Donkey Race
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The local pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read: PASTORS ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTORS ASS

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of
the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the
next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for £10.

The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR £10

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is..................being concerned about public opinion can
bring you much grief and misery................
and even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life..................
Stop worrying about everyone elses ass
and youll be a lot happier and live longer !
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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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lol really good!!

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