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The drunken thread

kemot1984 Avatar
9y, 8m agoPosted 9 years, 8 months ago
You're only allowed to write to this thread if you're drunk. I'm starting this thread while being in this amazing state... Who's next?
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9y, 8m agoPosted 9 years, 8 months ago
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#1
At 2.44 a.m, I think I am in entitled to the 'DrunknMunky' Twlight Hour Zone:

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#2
now then

the worlds greatest drunken post was mine - on the u2 book available from home bargains
#3
knewbold
now then

the worlds greatest drunken post was mine - on the u2 book available from home bargains


Spiders!:thumbsup:
#4
kemot1984
You're only allowed to write to this thread if you're drunk. I'm starting this thread while being in this amazing state... Who's next?

ive got a hangover...does that count ?:giggle:
#5
hiphop_dont_stop
ive got a hangover...does that count ?:giggle:


You always got a hangover and when you don't you are fightin' :giggle: , suprised you missed this @ 2 .00 this morning, not like you to let something slip you by :whistling: - morning HH :-D
#6
Crazy1
You always got a hangover and when you don't you are fightin' :giggle: , suprised you missed this @ 2 .00 this morning, not like you to let something slip you by :whistling: - morning HH :-D

my head was scrambled at 2 am :w00t:
morning babe;-)
#7
MBeeching
Spiders!:thumbsup:



im suprised someone remembered


does that thread still exist.............
im still in shock it got on the home page
#8
Alcohol troubleshooting

SYMPTOM - Feet cold and wet.
FAULT - Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION - Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM - Feet warm and wet.
FAULT- Improper bladder control.
ACTION - Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.

SYMPTOM - Drink unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT - Glass empty.
ACTION - Get someone to buy you another drink.

SYMPTOM - Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT - You have fallen over backward.
ACTION - Have yourself lashed to bar.

SYMPTOM - Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT - You have fallen forward.
ACTION - See above.

SYMPTOM - Alcohol tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT - Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION - Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.

SYMPTOM - Floor blurred.
FAULT - You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION - Get someone to buy you another drink.

SYMPTOM - Floor moving.
FAULT - You are being carried out.
ACTION - Find out if you are being taken to another bar.

SYMPTOM - Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT - Bar has closed.
ACTION - Confirm home address with bartender.

SYMPTOM - Taxi suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures.
FAULT - Alcohol consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION - Cover mouth.

SYMPTOM - Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT - You are dancing on the table.
ACTION - Fall on somebody cushy-looking.

SYMPTOM - Drink is crystal-clear.
FAULT - It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION - Punch him.

SYMPTOM - Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
FAULT - You have been in a fight.
ACTION - Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.

SYMPTOM - Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.
FAULT - You've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION - See if they have free alcohol.

SYMPTOM - Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT - The drink is too weak.
ACTION - Have more alcohol until your voice improves.

SYMPTOM - Don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT - Drink is just right.
ACTION - Play air guitar.
#9
esims84
Alcohol troubleshooting

SYMPTOM - Feet cold and wet.
FAULT - Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION - Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM - Feet warm and wet.
FAULT- Improper bladder control.
ACTION - Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.

SYMPTOM - Drink unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT - Glass empty.
ACTION - Get someone to buy you another drink.

SYMPTOM - Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT - You have fallen over backward.
ACTION - Have yourself lashed to bar.

SYMPTOM - Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT - You have fallen forward.
ACTION - See above.

SYMPTOM - Alcohol tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT - Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION - Retire to restroom, practise in mirror.

SYMPTOM - Floor blurred.
FAULT - You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION - Get someone to buy you another drink.

SYMPTOM - Floor moving.
FAULT - You are being carried out.
ACTION - Find out if you are being taken to another bar.

SYMPTOM - Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT - Bar has closed.
ACTION - Confirm home address with bartender.

SYMPTOM - Taxi suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures.
FAULT - Alcohol consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION - Cover mouth.

SYMPTOM - Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT - You are dancing on the table.
ACTION - Fall on somebody cushy-looking.

SYMPTOM - Drink is crystal-clear.
FAULT - It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION - Punch him.

SYMPTOM - Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
FAULT - You have been in a fight.
ACTION - Apologise to everyone you see, just in case it was them.

SYMPTOM - Don't recognise anyone, don't recognise the room you're in.
FAULT - You've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION - See if they have free alcohol.

SYMPTOM - Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT - The drink is too weak.
ACTION - Have more alcohol until your voice improves.

SYMPTOM - Don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT - Drink is just right.
ACTION - Play air guitar.


Did you get this approved by Lou, apparently she knows a thing or two about this subject. I also hear she has an appointment with the Guinness Brewery when she goes to Dublin, she asked them if she could drink a yard of the black stuff, but she never said how high the yard was. :giggle:
#10
Crazy1
Did you get this approved by Lou, apparently she knows a thing or two about this subject. I also hear she has an appointment with the Guinness Brewery when she goes to Dublin, she asked them if she could drink a yard of the black stuff, but she never said how high the yard was. :giggle:


i think she may have wrote it :giggle:
#11
Did you see my "Hangover Rating" spiel in Emma's post here to cheer me up thread? If not, i'll look it out and post here. Let me know :thumbsup:
banned#12
Conclusion : Not nearly enough drunk browsers on HUKD.

Well, either that or too many nearly drunk enough browsers on HUKD.

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