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The duck is dead!!

skusey Avatar
7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and
listened to the duck's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head
sadly and said 'I'm so sorry, your Duck,
'Cuddles' has passed away'


The distressed owner wailed 'Are you sure ?'



'Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead' he replied.



'How can you be so sure,' she protested. ' I mean, you haven't done any
testing on him or anything. He might just be
in a coma or something'



The Vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a
few minutes later with a black Labrador
retriever.



As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs,
put his paws on the table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then
looked at the Vet with sad eyes and shook
his head.


The vet patted the dog, and took it out, and returned a few minutes later
with a cat.


The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the duck from
head to foot. The cat sat back on its
haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.



The vet looked at the woman and said, 'I'm sorry, but as I said, this is
most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead
duck'.



The vet turned to his PC, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he
handed To the woman.


The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill '£150!', she cried, £150
just to tell me my duck is dead!'


The vet just shrugged, and said 'I'm sorry.



If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been just £20, but with
the Lab report and the Cat scan, it's now
£150.
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7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
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banned#1
Oooooold as the hills!
#2
That is very good.:-D :-D :-D
I hadn't heard it before.
#3
..lol
#4
I like :):)
#5
guv
Oooooold as the hills!


you can talk:whistling:
#6
skusey;4542205
you can talk:whistling:

you still here? I got an infraction for posting pics in your thread last night :w00t:
#7
I liked it!
#8
lol not heard it before, was good
#9
harlzter
you still here? I got an infraction for posting pics in your thread last night :w00t:


only just! trying to beat sassie with the most infractions
banned#10
SKUSEY Pm meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

:lol:
#11
lol, thats very cool :)
#12
I have to agree with the Guv here.
#13
Good one
#14
I disapprove.
banned#15
duckmagicuk2
I disapprove.


of my posts or the duck? :roll:
banned#16
skusey
only just! trying to beat sassie with the most infractions


dont worry you beat me hun i only ever had one :thumbsup:
#17
nice one x x x
#18
loved it

duckmagicuk2
I disapprove.


tell me something i dont know! :roll: (roll eyes smiley)

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