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The evidence and the question...........

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Evidence in two parts : a) Son calls yesterday from work... " Mum did I get a parcel today? " Answer : "No dear". b) Small package ( prolly about the size of an Xbox game ) arrives from Shop…
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7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
Evidence in two parts :

a) Son calls yesterday from work... " Mum did I get a parcel today? "

Answer : "No dear".

b) Small package ( prolly about the size of an Xbox game ) arrives from Shopto, this morning.

Question is................... Shall I tell him..........

Or shall I hide it until hes completed all his chores????
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7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
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#1
Give it the poor lad and tell him he's not allowed to play it until he gets his chores done, he'll get them done extra fast then..

if you don't give it him he could be glum all day and take forever to do it..
#2
Ooh, you're evil. Hide it obviously until all chores are done, but good on you. How old is he BTW?
#3
hide it!!

You won't see him for months.



actually, this... lol

t0mm
Give it the poor lad and tell him he's not allowed to play it until he gets his chores done, he'll get them done extra fast then..


No wait!! this!! lollll

greg_68
Open it carefully and swap it for an old game, watch his face when he opens it up later.

Cruel but funny.


In fact, do both.... Chores done extra quick, and a good laugh at his expense after!!

My daughter loves me.... Honest! lol
#4
kyalion
Ooh, you're evil. Hide it obviously until all chores are done, but good on you. How old is he BTW?


+1
1 Like #5
Open it carefully and swap it for an old game, watch his face when he opens it up later.

Cruel but funny.
#6
Hide it :evil:
#7
If he knew you lied, will he undo all the chores? :p
#8
hide it:thumbsup:
#9
greg_68
32


:w00t:
#10
Marina
If he knew you lied, will he undo all the chores? :p


Unlikely. He'll just want to mong out on his XBox and not undo his work, that would just waste valuable gaming time.
#11
greg_68
Open it carefully and swap it for an old game, watch his face when he opens it up later.

Cruel but funny.


Oh that is so cruel...but have the camcorder on his face at the time.....put in a disney film.
#12
kyalion;6842878
Unlikely. He'll just want to mong out on his XBox and not undo his work, that would just waste valuable gaming time.

Valid point kyalion:thumbsup::)
#13
32.....tell him you'll post it to his new address. (only kidding)
#14
Goofeys Girl
Oh that is so cruel...but have the camcorder on his face at the time.....put in a disney film.


Or send it to Beadle and earn £250 :w00t:
#15
Take the game out and put a list of new chores in the game box. Hand it to him and watch :p
#16
Why not pretend it never arrived, and then give it to him for Xmas.
banned#17
greg_68
Open it carefully and swap it for an old game, watch his face when he opens it up later.

Cruel but funny.



LMAO, thats just so cruel, but very funny, i thought only i was that warped lol, last christmas we bought daughter a pink ds and before i wrapped it i took the console out of the box. You should of seen her face when i told her she would have to wait until new year for the shop to open:w00t:
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kyalion;6842910
Or send it to Beadle and earn £250 :w00t:


That's a pretty bad taste joke. But then I guess on the other hand it was only a small one...:whistling:
#19
t0mm
Give it the poor lad and tell him he's not allowed to play it until he gets his chores done, he'll get them done extra fast then..

if you don't give it him he could be glum all day and take forever to do it..


I lol'd at "Glum". My son is never "glum"!! lol

If I hide the game he may be murderously, insanely angry......... but glum??? I :w00t:'d lol
#20
jah128
That's a pretty bad taste joke. But then I guess on the other hand it was only a small one...:whistling:


Wrong, very wrong. But soo funny. Repped.
#21
kyalion
Ooh, you're evil. Hide it obviously until all chores are done, but good on you. How old is he BTW?


He's my eldest! He was 21 in August. I had him when I was 14. He's my techie! xx
#22
ClarityofMind;6843003
I lol'd at "Glum". My son is never "glum"!! lol

If I hide the game he may be murderously, insanely angry......... but glum??? I :w00t:'d lol


I only used it as a substitute, i didn't want to scare you with a more hate filled word :friends:
#23
ClarityofMind
He's my eldest! He was 21 in August. I had him when I was 14. He's my techie! xx


:w00t::w00t::w00t:
#24
greg_68
Open it carefully and swap it for an old game, watch his face when he opens it up later.

Cruel but funny.


I can't see the cruelty in this :w00t:

I dunno if I dare............ lets see what games do I own......... uhmm........... Sims might be an appropriate replacement......... lol
#25
greg_68
:w00t::w00t::w00t:


It's true, I've been a Mummy seemingly my whole life xxx

Or feels like it.............................:)
#26
Didn't know your eldest was 21. Is he taller then you. Violence caused by games is the worst type.
#27
kyalion
Why not pretend it never arrived, and then give it to him for Xmas.


^^^^ Because he has his own money... he earns 1500ish a month... He'd just go get another one.....lol
#28
Adam2050
Didn't know your eldest was 21. Is he taller then you. Violence caused by games is the worst type.


He's 6 ft 2 to my 5 ft.... lol

I so wanna swop it over though... I think I'm gonna!!
#29
ClarityofMind
He's my eldest! He was 21 in August. I had him when I was 14. He's my techie! xx


WOW :w00t: 14y. That's shattered my illusion of a 25y old blonde bombshell :p
#30
kyalion
WOW :w00t: 14y. That's shattered my illusion of a 25y old blonde bombshell :p


I'm a 35 yr old blonde bombshell :lol:
#31
ClarityofMind
I'm a 35 yr old blonde bombshell :lol:


I'm slowly building a mental picture of you now. It's like painting by numbers :w00t:
#32
kyalion
I'm slowly building a mental picture of you now. It's like painting by numbers :w00t:


Oh that's easy, it's just me and all these kids and large piles of ironing! lol
#33
Hide it if you want but don't open it, you are only guessing what's inside, it may be a porn dvd!
then what are you going to do? watch it together??????????????
#34
The Fox
Hide it if you want but don't open it, you are only guessing what's inside, it may be a porn dvd!
then what are you going to do? watch it together??????????????


Porn Dvd???

In that case it'd have been addressed to his father not to him! :roll:

In fact my ex-husbands friends have ME order their porn as their wives wont allow it :lol:
#35
ClarityofMind
Oh that's easy, it's just me and all these kids and large piles of ironing! lol



Oh don't put yourself down CoM

http://images.veer.com/IMG/PIMG/FAN/FAN1001952_P.JPG
#36
greg_68
Oh don't put yourself down CoM

http://images.veer.com/IMG/PIMG/FAN/FAN1001952_P.JPG


Oh come on don't be insulting, I look way better than that :w00t:
#37
Marina
Take the game out and put a list of new chores in the game box. Hand it to him and watch :p


ha, thats outragously cruel!
#38
jasonodell;6843328
ha, thats outragously cruel!


We weren't meant to give serious answers I thought.:p
#39
Marina
We weren't meant to give serious answers I thought.:p


Wha??? I thought you were being serious :) xx:-D
#40
ClarityofMind;6843367
Wha??? I thought you were being serious :) xx:-D


Feel free to take it seriously and plz update us about what happened:-D

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