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the facecloth this has to be read and laughed at

martin17 Avatar
7y, 6m agoPosted 7 years, 6 months ago
the facecloth

this has to be read, laughed at
there is not a woman alive
today who won't understand this

i was due for a cancer smear test with the doctor later in the week. early one
morning, i received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that i had
been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am .. i had only just packed
everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am . the
trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so i didn't have any time to spare.

as most women do, i like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
making such visits, but this time i wasn't going to be able to make the
full effort. so, i rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the facecloth
that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that
area to make sure i was at least presentable. i threw the facecloth in the
clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my
appointment.

i was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when i was called in.
knowing the procedure, as i'm sure you do, i hopped up on the table, looked
over at the other side of the room and pretended that i was in paris or
some other place a million miles away. i was a little surprised when the
doctor said, 'my, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?'

i didn't respond.

after the appointment, i heaved a sigh of relief and went home.. the rest
of the day was normal - some shopping, cleaning, & cooking.

after school when my 7 year old daughter was playing, she called out from
the bathroom, 'mummy, where's my facecloth?'

i told her to get another one from the cupboard.

she replied, 'no, i need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my
glitter saved inside it.'

never going back to that doctor ever!!
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7y, 6m agoPosted 7 years, 6 months ago
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#1
oh you made me laugh bless
#2
That made me giggle :)
banned#3
as most women do, i like to take a little extra effort over hygiene

come on a little extra effort , most would at least shower and scrub their muff and not even think it was any extra effort to go to as its the normal thing to do in the morning

you must STINK:whistling:
#4
Thats brilliant and totally the sort of thing that would happen in my house
#5
:-D Made me chuckle x
#6
I can't actually decide if that's a joke or real, either way it made me laugh, lol
banned#7
surfbunny
Thats brilliant and totally the sort of thing that would happen in my house


you need to get up earlier if you dont have time in the morning to clean yourself properly:thumbsup:
#8
Very funny :)
#9
Repped ! :w00t:
That was funny as :-D

churchill,you should have your rep wiped (pardon the pun) for being a ring piece
[helper]#10
Heard this one before. Its done the rounds on other forums.
#11
brill - what did you tell your daughter?!
#12
Seen this one before, good one
#13
:lol:
banned#14
Monkeybumcheeks
Repped ! :w00t:
That was funny as :-D

churchill,you should have your rep wiped (pardon the pun) for being a ring piece


i should have my rep wiped for stating that people should wash in the morning,lol

you should have yours wiped for being a ring piece that thinks unfunny things are funny as you azz wipe:thumbsup:
#15
churchill
i should have my rep wiped for stating that people should wash in the morning,lol

you should have yours wiped for being a ring piece that thinks unfunny things are funny as you azz wipe:thumbsup:


Who you trying to be like Churchill..??

AND change you're pic... Dell Boy is funny.. You're.. Umm.. not!
#16
lmao!!

OP thank you, made me laugh x x
#17
churchill
you need to get up earlier if you dont have time in the morning to clean yourself properly:thumbsup:


Ha ha, hate mornings, usually take kids to school first and then have a lovely soak in peace, works better that way:oops:
banned#18
cw9652
Who you trying to be like Churchill..??

AND change you're pic... Dell Boy is funny.. You're.. Umm.. not!


not trying to be like anyone and im not trying to be funny just statin g the obvious

if you want to stink all day good for you
banned#19
surfbunny
Ha ha, hate mornings, usually take kids to school first and then have a lovely soak in peace, works better that way:oops:


yeah thats dropping kids off at school then going back and getting clean you wouldnt go doctors without showering
#20
churchill
yeah thats dropping kids off at school then going back and getting clean you wouldnt go doctors without showering


Your bloody cheeky churchill, no of course i wouldnt go to the docs or anywhere without a good clean, i have a bath after taking the kids to school but i still have a shower before bed, nothing nicer than being clean and getting straight into a clean bed, I just meant that i need to be more organised thats all and i have a 5 year old who doesnt like getting up in the morning so its stressfull.:roll:
banned#21
surfbunny
Your bloody cheeky churchill, no of course i wouldnt go to the docs or anywhere without a good clean, i have a bath after taking the kids to school but i still have a shower before bed, nothing nicer than being clean and getting straight into a clean bed, I just meant that i need to be more organised thats all and i have a 5 year old who doesnt like getting up in the morning so its stressfull.:roll:


i was agreeing with you :)

and who does like getting up in the morning never mind a five year old
#22
Well I laughed at the joke or funny tale ( who knows?) in the OP - cheers Martin:thumbsup: ......
........ and then I read this thread and the laughter left me.

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