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The funniest joke of all time?

skusey Avatar
7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
I think so.

The other day I was in the local auto parts store. A lady comes in and asks for a seven ten cap. We all looked at each other and said, "What's a seven ten cap?"

She said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost somehow and I need a new one."

"What kind of a car is it on?" they asked.

Now I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she said, "It's a Buick."

"OK lady, how big is it?"

She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.

"What does it do?" we asked.

She said, "I don't know but it's always been there."

One of us gave her a note pad and asked her if she could draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the center she writes 710. The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as she writes it and they just fall down behind the counter laughing.
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7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
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#1
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk10/pauls7010/eb76db10395806f8.jpg
1 Like #2
bless....i managed to get it without the pic :)

Skusey....you need to bring out a HUKD joke book
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bellabonkers
bless....i managed to get it without the pic :)

Skusey....you need to bring out a HUKD joke book


I would love to!
maybe next year:thumbsup:

in b4 the trolls
#4
Funniest all time, seriously?
#5
lol! an oldie but a goodie!
#6
don't get it :?
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do really :p lmao
#7
barky;3838127
lol! an oldie but a goodie!


Oldie? It's ancient :) Still upsets the ladies though :)
#8
bellabonkers;3838052
bless....i managed to get it without the pic :)

Skusey....you need to bring out a HUKD joke book

http://www.cyberciti.biz/tips/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/SpamAssassin-book.png
#9
HA HA thats so cute :giggle:
1 Like #10
skusey
I would love to!
maybe next year:thumbsup:

in b4 the trolls

please do more jokes it would be great x x
#11
rugger-tyke
http://www.cyberciti.biz/tips/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/SpamAssassin-book.png


http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk10/pauls7010/r_stop-1.jpg
ps, patrol does not have 2 'L's:w00t:
#12
Angelstar
please do more jokes it would be great x x


Not this

The funniest joke of all time


This
#13
Predikuesi
Oldie? It's ancient :) Still upsets the ladies though :)


Doesn't upset me ..............I said something far worse with my first car

Loving the joke skusey :thumbsup:

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