A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich.
He eats the sandwich, then pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to leave, the manager shouts: "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager: "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
So the manager opens his dictionary and looks up the word 'panda'.
"What does it say?" asks a confused onlooker.
The boss reads: "Panda: A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."