I think everyday you should burst out laughing, so hard that your sides and your face hurt. So has any thing funny happened to you today????
I'll start...I work for a very well known chemist and deal with a lot of people. Today a little old lady (bless her) handed me her prescription, she sat down and waited patiently. Five minutes later her prescription was ready. Her name was Mary Hare and I called her name as Harey Mare. Good job she was hard of hearing!!