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The Gay Flight Attendant - joke

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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down…
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8y, 9m agoPosted 8 years, 9 months ago
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who
seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be
landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just
put your trays up, that would be super.'

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me
over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so
the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a
Princess and I take orders from no one.' To which (I swear) the flight
attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks,in my
country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, B*tch !
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8y, 9m agoPosted 8 years, 9 months ago
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#1
LOL! Nice!
#2
Nice one yellow...............
#3
Lol thats good!
#4
thats made me laugh thank you!
#5
lol - nice one
#6
i dont think it is acceptable to have jokes about homosexual people :p
lol i joke
good joke btw! :thumbsup:
#7
love it - made me giggle
#8
Oh Yellow been down the pound shop again ... ... bet it was reduced :giggle:
#9
numptyj
i dont think it is acceptable to have jokes about homosexual people :p
lol i joke
good joke btw! :thumbsup:


[COLOR="Red"]I was never confused[/COLOR] :giggle: :lol:
banned#10
I received this joke today as well!
#11
guv;2251785
I received this joke today as well!


OMG ... where do u work?!!! lol
#12
GoDutchGo;2250158
Oh Yellow been down the pound shop again ... ... bet it was reduced :giggle:


it tickled me! lol.. not very pc thou, eh?
#13
lol tht a good one lol

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