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The hypnotist

nlambert Avatar
8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
The Hypnotist

A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone.'

'No more headaches?' the husband asks,'What happened?'

His wife replies,'Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to
Stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat,
I do not have a headache;
I do not have a headache,
I do not have a headache.'
'It worked! The headaches are all gone.'

His wife then says, 'You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of
fire In the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the
Hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?'
The husband agrees to try it.

Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his
Clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts
her on the bed and says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'
He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and
jumps Into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, 'Boy, that was wonderful!'
The husband says, 'Don't move! I'll be right back.'
He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even Better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is
Her husband again says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'
With that, he goes back in the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom,
she sees him standing at the mirror and saying,

She's not my wife.
She's not my wife.
She's not my wife!'
nlambert Avatar
8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago

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hee hee very good
A paper bag over the head has the same effect!
omg how evil!

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