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The Importance of Walking

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These are important issues !!!! 1 Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.… Read More
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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
These are important issues !!!!



1 Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $7000 per month.

2 My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60..
Now he's 97 years old
and we don't know where he is.

3 I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.

4 The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

5 I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

6 I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.

7 Every time I utter the dirty word, 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

8 I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.

9The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't she?'

10If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.

11 I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,
just getting "over the hill" .

12We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

13Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.
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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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5 I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

love it!
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Nice

So many of them apply or appeal to me

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