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The Irish Prostitute!

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banned8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
An Irish Daughter had not been home for over 5 years.


Upon her return, her father cussed her, "Where have ye been all this time?
Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not
understand what ye put yer old mum through?"

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff .... dad .... I became a prostitute ...."

"Ye what??!! Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."

"OK, dad .... as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten-bedroom mansion, plus a savings certificate for $5 million.

For me little brother, this gold Rolex.

And for ye, daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership in the country club..." .... (takes a breath) ... "and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board me new yacht in the Riviera , and ....."

"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff .... a prostitute, dad! .... sniff, sniff."

"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug!"
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banned8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
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#1
classic :)
heard many vairants of it hehe
#2
lmao nice one.
#3
hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#4
dead on
#5
Very good ... seem people have too much time on their hands at the moment with all the jokes appearing.
#6
keep em coming ha ha ha ha ha :-D
#7
:D:D:D good one
#8
fantastic!!
#9
That made me LOL LOL !!:-D
#10
good one:thumbsup:
#11
True story.

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