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The JFK's Football Tips Thread

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In this thread I will be giving out football tips and tactics. If you take all of my tips and tactics onto the pitch, then one day (with a hella of a loada practice and training) you may be half a…
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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
In this thread I will be giving out football tips and tactics.

If you take all of my tips and tactics onto the pitch, then one day (with a hella of a loada practice and training) you may be half as good as me.

So ask away, dawgs.
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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
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#1
whats the best way to score a goal
#2
I bet i can beat you on fifa 98
#3
Where do you play?

Left back in the changing room?
#4
intenso100
whats the best way to score a goal


Put the ball in the top right hand corner.
#5
are you sub of the match
#6
Tip #1 : Always stir your coffee after you put sugar in it :thumbsup:
#7
can you please explain the offside rule to me ?
#8
J.Dance
Where do you play?


I play up front or on either wing. (usually up front though)
#9
wow another jfk thread
wow
wow

serious no h4te brah
#10
intenso100
can you please explain the offside rule to me ?


It's not the 'offside rule' it's the 'offside law'. BIG DIFFERENCE!
#11
StevenA2000_uk
Tip #1 : Always stir your coffee after you put sugar in it :thumbsup:


I don't drink coffee.
#12
The JFK
It's not the 'offside rule' it's the 'offside law'. BIG DIFFERENCE!


please explain it then
#13
Your always on a field so must be good at football!! :whistling:
#14
StevenA2000_uk
Tip #1 : Always stir your coffee after you put sugar in it :thumbsup:


What do you use to stir your coffee?
#15
yeah field of dreams lmfao
#16
The JFK;4299132
I don't drink coffee.

lucozade more your drink ?
#17
ilovepink
please explain it then


There is no such thing as an 'offside rule'.

It's the offside law.

Offside position

It is not an offence in itself to be in an offside position.
A player is in an offside position if:
• he is nearer to his opponents’ goal line than both the ball and the
second last opponent
A player is not in an offside position if:
• he is in his own half of the fi eld of play or
• he is level with the second last opponent or
• he is level with the last two opponents

Offence

A player in an offside position is only penalised if, at the moment the
ball touches or is played by one of his team, he is, in the opinion of
the referee, involved in active play by:
• interfering with play or
• interfering with an opponent or
• gaining an advantage by being in that position

No offence

There is no offside offence if a player receives the ball directly from:
• a goal kick or
• a throw-in or
• a corner kick
#18
ilovepink
yeah field of dreams lmfao


Well I was thinking of something else!! :whistling:
#19
intenso100
lucozade more your drink ?


Yeah. It's better for you.

I also flex the Red Bull every now and again.
#20
JFK, where would you be without google eh?
#21
ilovepink
JFK, where would you be without google eh?


[url]www.ask.com[/url] :-D
#22
lucozade does not replace the bodily fluids lost thru diorehha....just so u know.
#23
The JFK
There is no such thing as an 'offside rule'.

It's the offside law.

Offside position

It is not an offence in itself to be in an offside position.
A player is in an offside position if:
• he is nearer to his opponents’ goal line than both the ball and the
second last opponent
A player is not in an offside position if:
• he is in his own half of the fi eld of play or
• he is level with the second last opponent or
• he is level with the last two opponents

Offence

A player in an offside position is only penalised if, at the moment the
ball touches or is played by one of his team, he is, in the opinion of
the referee, involved in active play by:
• interfering with play or
• interfering with an opponent or
• gaining an advantage by being in that position

No offence

There is no offside offence if a player receives the ball directly from:
• a goal kick or
• a throw-in or
• a corner kick



such a copy and paste job
#24
acecatcher3
lucozade does not replace the bodily fluids lost thru diorehha....just so u know.


Thanks. :thinking:
#25
I lol @ JFK you know nothing you have copied and pasted from someone elses work shame on you, you obviously know nothing about footie, bad show young man, bad show
#26
#27
ilovepink
I lol @ JFK you know nothing you have copied and pasted from someone elses work shame on you, you obviously know nothing about footie, bad show young man, bad show


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

WTF????????????????????????

Copied someone else work? LMAO!

It's a fragment from the LOAF as written by Fifa.

You know nothing about life (serious).
#28
ilovepink


That is very incorrect.

I only use official sources. (serious)
banned#29
ilovepink


http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c332/InSurfWeTrust17/PWNED.jpg
#30
The JFK
Thanks. :thinking:


i have lucozade everyday, thats what it says on the bottle :thumbsup:


also im a qualified referee have been for 4 years...another fact bout acecatcher3, write that down
#31
LOL at JFK clearly a

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x100/electrickeeper/Smileys/rcard.gif
#32
J.Dance;4299260
LOL at JFK the

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w236/X053/loser.jpg

he shoots.. he scores
#33
sorry brah, h4te intended serious
#34
intenso100
he shoots.. he scores


I'm going to Wembley :w00t:
#35
acecatcher3
i have lucozade everyday, thats what it says on the bottle :thumbsup:


also im a qualified referee have been for 4 years...another fact bout acecatcher3, write that down


I am also a qualified referee, have been for 3 years.

What level are you?
#36
jfk;

[URL="http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x194/emmalou_1983/loser2.jpg"]http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x194/emmalou_1983/loser2.jpg[/URL]
#37
The JFK
I am also a qualified referee, have been for 3 years.

What level are you?


I've seen you at the top of your game:whistling:

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee169/odracirone/th_referee.jpg
#38
J.Dance
I've seen you at the top of your game:whistling:

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee169/odracirone/th_referee.jpg


:lol::w00t:
#39
So much hate in this thread. :(

Just because I am 17 and I have achieved more in my life than most of the haterz on here does not mean you have to hate me. :(

































http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj26/The_JFK/II078-1-1.jpg
banned#40
Looks about right!!!

J.Dance
I've seen you at the top of your game:whistling:

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee169/odracirone/th_referee.jpg

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