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The Jokes In My Malteasers Advent Calender....

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7y, 3d agoPosted 7 years, 3 days ago
To be updated every day if i can be bothered.....
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7y, 3d agoPosted 7 years, 3 days ago
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#1
1. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? - frostbite

2. Why did the golfer take an extra pair of trousers? - Incase he got a hole in one.
#2
borolad94
1. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? - frostbite

2. Why did the golfer take an extra pair of trousers? - Incase he got a hole in one.


can i just have the chocolate please :roll:
#3
michelleleemoo
can i just have the chocolate please :roll:


My life is brilliant, i get a chocolate and an immense joke at once :-D
#4
borolad94
My life is brilliant, i get a chocolate and an immense joke at once :-D


phew, for a moment there i thought you were going to launch into james blunt just to top it off :w00t:
#5
michelleleemoo
phew, for a moment there i thought you were going to launch into james blunt just to top it off :w00t:




:lol:
#6
c'mon where's todays, the suspenders are killing me :p
#7
3. What do snowmen eat for dinner?


Icebergers!!!!!

:giggle:

HAHA




HAHa



HAha


Haha



haha



:?
#8
borolad94
3. What do snowmen eat for dinner?


Icebergers!!!!!

:giggle:

HAHA




HAHa



HAha


Haha



haha



:?


http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Congrats/woohoo.gif
#9
4. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bedside clock?

An Alarm Cluck!
#10
They just keep getting better!

5. What is white and goes up?



A CONFUSED SNOWFLAKE!
#11
i remember when i was 12 and i used to have an advent calender.
#12
black gerbil1
i remember when i was 12 and i used to have an advent calender.


not that long ago then :whistling:
#13
borolad94
They just keep getting better!

5. What is white and goes up?



A CONFUSED SNOWFLAKE!


YOU RUINED MY SUPRISE.... :thinking::x
#14
TomWilkoLFC
YOU RUINED MY SUPRISE.... :thinking::x


sorry :-(
banned#15
black gerbil1
i remember when i was 12 and i used to have an advent calender.


My man is 28 and he has one from B&M, it cost 29p.

Bargain just for the chocolate :santa:
#16
DLM
My man is 28 and he has one from B&M, it cost 29p.

Bargain just for the chocolate :santa:


I'm older than him :thinking: and I havent even got one "that's just not fair" :x
banned#17
renown
I'm older than him :thinking: and I havent even got one "that's just not fair" :x


Get down to B&M they might be reduced to 10p :thumbsup:
#18
DLM
Get down to B&M they might be reduced to 10p :thumbsup:


We dont have that store :-(:cry:
banned#19
renown
We dont have that store :-(:cry:


I am selling tomorrow's chocolate on ebay, see 110465052975 :w00t:
#20
DLM
I am selling tomorrow's chocolate on ebay, see 110465052975 :w00t:


Are people Madddddddddd or what lol

You could make a packet :w00t:
banned#21
renown
Are people Madddddddddd or what lol

You could make a packet :w00t:


They are definately mad, I have told my man he is now barred from the chocolates.

I will let him open the boxes because I am kind like that.

Hope you have a great christmas Renown x x
#22
6. What does Santa get if he gets stuck in a chimney? Santa Claustrophobia!

7. What is the name of Santa's wife......? No, not Mrs Clause....... but...... Mary Christmas!!!!!
#23
8. Who delivers Christmas presents to pets? Santa Paws :lazy:
#24
heard most of them before lol, awfull stuff haha

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