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banned8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
Sorry, I think this latest HUKD member auction is a bit overdue but here we go anyway. The lots for sale have just been sitting in the warehouse bored and lonely, and Im sure would appreciate the winning bidders company.

To clear this lot of bored people in the warehouse a bit quicker I figured I should do a double auction.

Now let me tell you a little bit about who you are bidding for:

One of them has been a member since March 07, and the other since March 08.

Whether this pair would be truly classed as double trouble, is up for you to decide but I'm pretty sure a lot of the ladies here would class owning the two of these, and having their way with them as bit of a treat.....


LAIDES AND GENTLEMEN TODAYS AUCTION IS FOR!................
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banned8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
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banned#1
ODB_69 http://i407.photobucket.com/albums/pp158/salder21/odb.jpg


and

MIdlandscomics http://i407.photobucket.com/albums/pp158/salder21/ml.jpg



HAPPY BIDDING!!!!! :-D
banned#2
And here is a pic of one of them, just to get you started :-D

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk141/ODB_69/1046504392_m.jpg?t=1220393294

I figure this pair will be well wanted so I am just going to jump right in and ask if anyone would like to place an opening bid of £500?......
#3
2 turnips and a lettuce for ODB.
#4
you get the pair!!?? :w00t:
banned#5
MissRoo
you get the pair!!?? :w00t:


You get them as a pair yes.

Do i hear £500? :-D .................
#6
salder21
You get them as a pair yes.

Do i hear £500? :-D .................


throw in some choccy biscuits and you have a deal!! :thumbsup:
banned#7
MissRoo
throw in some choccy biscuits and you have a deal!! :thumbsup:


ODB has got chocolate sauce on him, is that good enough?
banned#8
jellybaby22
wow this is going well....salder its not gonna work if your pm'ing people telling them to bid......:roll:


lol i was advertising;-)

...and it was only to you, thought you might be interested :p lol
#9
jellybaby22
wow this is going well....salder its not gonna work if your pm'ing people telling them to bid......:roll:


shall i retract my bid then.... he offered me freebies.. :oops:
#10
salder21
ODB has got chocolate sauce on him, is that good enough?


:w00t:
#11
medical history??

up to date clearance certificate from DEFRA??

can they plaster - bricklaying - glazing - bit of plumbing - roofing -

do they come with own transport - preferably 4 wheels?
#12
i wouldnt take odb, hes been a broken man since nam!..just goes around the house screaming "di di mao" and "love u long time" wud be less effort raising 10 newborn children as a single parent.
banned#13
MissRoo
:w00t:


£500!!!.....

any higher offers? .............
banned#14
acecatcher3
i wouldnt take odb, hes been a broken man since nam!..just goes around the house screaming "di di mao" and "love u long time" wud be less effort raising 10 newborn children as a single parent.


you could sell him on the streets and maybe make a bit of profit then, im sure there will be some people that are in to that sort of stuff :thumbsup:

as for midlands...do as you wish ;-)
#15
salder21
And here is a pic of one of them, just to get you started

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk141/ODB_69/1046504392_m.jpg?t=1220393294

I figure this pair will be well wanted so I am just going to jump right in and ask if anyone would like to place an opening bid of £500?......


Just wondering if you put my pic on, will the opening bid be higher or lower :-D

MissRoo
throw in some choccy biscuits and you have a deal!! :thumbsup:


Depends what sort you want :whistling:

salder21
ODB has got chocolate sauce on him, is that good enough?


And I got nothing on (me) :oops:
banned#16
jellybaby22
I dont need to bid...I've already got him :whistling:


you may lose him if you dont get bidding ;-) lol x
banned#17
midlandscomics
Just wondering if you put my pic on, will the opening bid be higher or lower :-D
And I got nothing on (me) :oops:



If you send me a link to one we will find out :thumbsup:

and did you hear that ladies?! [SIZE="4"]Midlands is naked!!![/SIZE]
#18
holly100
medical history??

[COLOR="Red"]Yes, I have a medical history :thumbsup:
[/COLOR]
up to date clearance certificate from DEFRA??

[COLOR="Red"]The chicken thing was a looooong time ago :oops:[/COLOR]

can they plaster - bricklaying - glazing - bit of plumbing - roofing -

[COLOR="Red"]Actually, yes I can :-D[/COLOR]

do they come with own transport - preferably 4 wheels?


[COLOR="Red"]Four wheels.......... and a full tank of petrol :whistling:[/COLOR]
banned#19
Could I please ask that all the females, and also Robtallica .....please stop pm'ing me asking for a free trial?!!!
#20
salder21
If you send me a link to one we will find out :thumbsup:

and did you hear that ladies?! [SIZE="4"]Midlands is naked!!![/SIZE]



Ohhh its a bit cold for that isn't it :whistling:
banned#21
fireheaven
Ohhh its a bit cold for that isn't it :whistling:


place your bid and you can maybe all warm each other up ;-) :thumbsup:
banned#22
holly100;3209593
medical history??

[COLOR=blue]Healthy (though I do smoke)[/COLOR]
holly100;3209593
up to date clearance certificate from DEFRA??

[COLOR=blue]I survived Nam...so foot and mouth was nothing....[/COLOR]
holly100;3209593
can they plaster - bricklaying - glazing - bit of plumbing - roofing -

[COLOR=blue]no...but me Dad can and he's always on call[/COLOR]
holly100;3209593
do they come with own transport - preferably 4 wheels?



[COLOR=blue]yes...though I do need a new car...I just cant find one I like at the mo...so my runner will have to do...backseats are roomy though:whistling:[/COLOR]



acecatcher3;3209600
i wouldnt take odb, hes been a broken man since nam!..just goes around the house screaming "di di mao" and "love u long time" wud be less effort raising 10 newborn children as a single parent.



[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=7][COLOR=red]DI DI MAO!!![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
#23
salder dont think your allowed to do this - your looking at suspension - even a ban - or ..................................prison -

Human trafficking is the fastest growing form of slavery today and is prohibited under international law, as well as under the criminal laws of the United Kingdom and other countries




alls i wanted was a conservatory put up!!:oops:
banned#24
holly100;3209731

alls i wanted was a conservatory put up!!:oops:

sorry...I'm available as a sex slave only...I'm only trained in 1 thing thats manual ;-)
#25
ODB_69
[COLOR=blue]Healthy (though I do smoke)[/COLOR]

Understatement of the year, this guys a chimney, ask him what hes had for breakfast and lunch and the answer will b a mug of tea and 4 cigs.

[COLOR=blue]I survived Nam...so foot and mouth was nothing....[/COLOR]

Was with him at nam, great in ambush watch, if there were more soldiers like him, we wud have won that war.

[COLOR=blue]no...but me Dad can and he's always on call[/COLOR]

shows great family roots

[COLOR=blue]yes...though I do need a new car...I just cant find one I like at the mo...so my runner will have to do...backseats are roomy though:whistling:[/COLOR]

i dont mind lending him my bad boy daewoo and trust me, thats an eye turner!




[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=7][COLOR=red]DI DI MAO!!![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


^^^ i did warn u :whistling:
banned#26
We now have a pic of midlands for all you happy bidders!!! :) ..........................

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/murdoch2002/n808365272_1155792_9311.jpg
banned#27
In answer to your pm question Robtallica:

YES, you can bid through pm if you choose to remain anonymous :thumbsup:

[SIZE="5"]And on that note the current highest bid now stands at £1003[/SIZE]



Any higher offers? :) ......................................
#28
Do they do housework? :whistling:
banned#29
acecatcher3;3209769
^^^ i did warn u :whistling:

http://www.8ball.co.uk/tshirts/wewerewinningwhenilefttshirt_2_108777_olive-yellow-print_l.jpg
http://www.8ball.co.uk/tshirts/vietnamsurfcorpgirlstshirt-62-72_2_108811_red-white-print_l.jpg
banned#30
moschino;3209795
Do they do housework? :whistling:



as long as I am fed on my diet of 'love' then yes I do housework....

I can do this to your exact specifications and will wear or not wear whatever you want me to whilst doing it
#31
ODB_69
as long as I am fed on my diet of 'love' then yes I do housework....

I can do this to your exact specifications and will wear or not wear whatever you want me to whilst doing it


:w00t: ODB in a pinny doing my housework :-D

Just got to think of a task for midlands now :thinking:
#32
moschino
:w00t: ODB in a pinny doing my housework :-D

Just got to think of a task for midlands now :thinking:


Ok, don't mind......I'm easy :oops:
banned#33
moschino
:w00t: ODB in a pinny doing my housework :-D

Just got to think of a task for midlands now :thinking:


is that another offer I hear? :p ........
#34
midlandscomics
Ok, don't mind......I'm easy :oops:


You could always clean my patio if you have a hose :whistling::oops:
#35
Do they come with any kind of guarantee ? Parts & labour fully covered ? :whistling:
banned#36
Dirty jobs .... 5 quids
banned#37
Dell_in_the_bed
Dirty jobs .... 5 quids


sorry gonna have to offer more than the current highest bid of £1003 :p
banned#38
snowtiger
Do they come with any kind of guarantee ? Parts & labour fully covered ? :whistling:


Well they guarantee to satisfy you ;-)

Its up to you whether you want their parts covered...dress them as you wish :thumbsup:
banned#39
salder21
sorry gonna have to offer more than the current highest bid of £1003 :p


1003 WTF !!! whose offered that for a bunch of hairy legged men !!!
banned#40
salder21;3209902
Well they guarantee to satisfy you ;-)


Indeed we do...

especially if the Samantha is flowing ;-)

Dell_in_the_bed;3210008
1003 WTF !!! whose offered that for a bunch of hairy legged men !!!


you shave yours?:?

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