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The limerick thread-post your best ones here

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7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
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#1
As I was walking by saint pauls
a lady grabbed me by the arm
a girl in a punt
stuck a pole up her nose
and said "you cant swim here,its private"
#2
There was a young man from Leeds,
Who ate a whole packet of seeds,
In less than an hour,
His dick was a flower
And his arrse was a bundle of weeds

LOL :giggle:
#3
kerri_<3_bargain
There was a young man from Leeds,
Who ate a whole packet of seeds,
In less than an hour,
His dick was a flower
And his arrse was a bundle of weeds

LOL :giggle:


I lold!
#4
barky
As I was walking by saint pauls
a lady grabbed me by the arm
a girl in a punt
stuck a pole up her nose
and said "you cant swim here,its private"


this is rubbish hehe, it doesnt even rhyme
mines well better :-D
#5
there was a young man from nantucket..............
who wasnt allowed to feature in any limericks on a family forum
#6
A preoccupied vegan named Hugh
picked up the wrong sandwich to chew.
He took a big bite
before spitting, in fright,
"OMG, WTF, BBQ!"
[mod]#7
When you come here your matchsticks are lit
Bank balances are soon taking a hit
But sadly there are those that just brag
And make time on here slowly drag
But it's ok, we all know they just talk.................... :-D
#8
There once was a girl from Limrick,
who said to her Mum “What’s a dick?”,
she said “My dear Annie,
it goes up your fanny,
and jumps up and down till it’s sick.”
#9
nlambert
There once was a girl from Limrick,
who said to her Mum “What’s a dick?”,
she said “My dear Annie,
it goes up your fanny,
and jumps up and down till it’s sick.”


:giggle:
#10
Not a Limerick, but I like it so there :P

Santa had a reindeer,
It's name was Rudolph Collocks,
It tried to jump the garden gate,
And landed on it's head.
#11
ChrisUK
Not a Limerick, but I like it so there :P

Santa had a reindeer,
It's name was Rudolph Collocks,
It tried to jump the garden gate,
And landed on it's head.


whaaaa? there crap if they dont ryhme its like,, wheres the end.
lol
[helper]#12
There was an idiot called black rat
who thought he was a cool cat
he strutted his stuff
he thought he was it
but it was all bull.......
[mod]#13
kerri_<3_bargain;6120422
whaaaa? there crap if they dont ryhme its like,, wheres the end.
lol


Doh!!! :-D

Removed head and replace with something that ryhmes with collocks. :whistling:
#14
There was once a mod on a forum,
Who's petulance become really borin',
He has no friends, used to shout scream & moan,
So now he looks for deals on his own.....
[helper]#15
Mary had a little skirt
With splits right up the sides
And every time that Mary walked
The boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
It was split right up the front
But she didn't wear that one very often.
#16
gari189
Mary had a little skirt
With splits right up the sides
And every time that Mary walked
The boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
It was split right up the front
But she didn't wear that one very often.



he he!
[mod]#17
gari189;6120507
Mary had a little skirt
With splits right up the sides
And every time that Mary walked
The boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
It was split right up the front
But she didn't wear that one very often.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

I like it............a lot. :-D

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