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The Little Old Fart

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7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, 'I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent.'

The doctor says, 'I see... take these pills and come back to see me next week.'

The next week the lady goes back. 'Doctor' she says, 'I don't know what the hell you gave me but now my farts - although still silent - stink terribly.'

The doctor says, 'Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses let's work on your hearing...'
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7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago

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Why can't skusey copy and paste jokes like this!
Good joke. Just ignore wannabe mod above. :thumbsup:
like it... one for you.

Man wakes up in hospital and the doctor says.. " I've got some good news and some bad news. The Good news is .. we managed to save your testicles"
To which the man replies " Oh Doctor.. thank god for that .. I was really worried.. But what's the bad news?"
Doctor says," They're in a little bag under your pillow"
Harsh. :oops:

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