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The long and the short of it

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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
What's a Pen*s



Several first grade boys overheard some junior high boys talking about a pen*s. The first graders asked each other, "What's a pen*s?" None of them knew.
Finally one boy said, "I'll ask my Dad, he knows everything."

That evening the boy asked his father - "Dad, what's a pen*s?"

The father replied, "Well, if you're old enough to be asking, I guess you're old enough to know."

Dad dropped his pants and said, "That's a pen*s! As a matter of fact, that's a perfect pen*s!"

The next day the boy told his friends, "Hey, I found out what a pen*s is. Come on, Ill show you."

The others followed him to the bathroom and watched as he drop his pants. The boy, exposing himself to his friends, said, "See? That's a pen*s! As a matter of fact, if it was two inches shorter, it would be a perfect pen*s!"
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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
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#1
haha (& thnx for the speeding tip x)
#2
:giggle:
#3
lol. had a blonde moment when i first started reading it and thought he was asking what a pen's is :oops:

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