What's a Pen*s
Several first grade boys overheard some junior high boys talking about a pen*s. The first graders asked each other, "What's a pen*s?" None of them knew.
Finally one boy said, "I'll ask my Dad, he knows everything."
That evening the boy asked his father - "Dad, what's a pen*s?"
The father replied, "Well, if you're old enough to be asking, I guess you're old enough to know."
Dad dropped his pants and said, "That's a pen*s! As a matter of fact, that's a perfect pen*s!"
The next day the boy told his friends, "Hey, I found out what a pen*s is. Come on, Ill show you."
The others followed him to the bathroom and watched as he drop his pants. The boy, exposing himself to his friends, said, "See? That's a pen*s! As a matter of fact, if it was two inches shorter, it would be a perfect pen*s!"