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** THE LOVE DRESS **

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. A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. So… Read More
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banned8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's
house.

She knocked on the door then immediately
walked in. She was shocked to see her
daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally
naked.

Soft music was playing, and the aroma of
perfume filled the room.

'What are you doing?' she asked.

'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from
work.' The daughter-in-law answered.

' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.

'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law
explained.

'Love dress? But you're naked!'

'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she
explained.

'Every time he sees me in this
dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages
me for hours.'

The mother-in-law left. When she got home she
undressed, showered, put on her best perfume,
dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay
on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in
and saw her lying there so provocatively.

' What are you doing?' he asked.

'This is my love dress,' she whispered,
sensually.

'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?'

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banned8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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#1
like it :-)
#2
lol ....
#3
Good very good!
#4
horrid :w00t:
:giggle:
banned#5
chesso
horrid :w00t:
:giggle:


Have you got a love dress Chesso? :w00t:
#6
guv
Have you got a love dress Chesso? :w00t:

I have a very good steam iron :oops:
banned#7
chesso
I have a very good steam iron :oops:


LOL....... still wanna know what's for dinner! :-D
#8
guv
LOL....... still wanna know what's for dinner! :-D

Dinner?
I haven't had time to cook with all that ironing. :whistling:

Frozen pizza!!
#9
guv;4507463
LOL....... still wanna know what's for dinner! :-D

MUFFIN'S...............:oops:
#10
rangermastiffs
MUFFIN'S...............:oops:

Not even warm.:roll:
banned#11
rangermastiffs
MUFFIN'S...............:oops:


Muffin the mule? Serious business! :p

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