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The love story of Ralph and Edna:

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banned8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
The love story of Ralph and Edna:

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The g ood news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'
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banned8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
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#1
http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/168027/the-love-story-of-ralph-and-edna/images/smilies/giggle.gifhehehe :roll:
#2
:giggle: V.good!!!!!
#3
Hehe:giggle:
#4
great!!!
#5
Aw.. That made me quite sad.
#6
That was one of those jokes when you laugh and then immediately feel you shouldn't really laugh at it!!

You know a ..........:giggle: :oops: moment!!
#7
suze
That was one of those jokes when you laugh and then immediately feel you shouldn't really laugh at it!!

You know a ..........:giggle: :oops: moment!!

Yes, you've described it better than I did, or even a :giggle: :cry: moment
#8
chesso
Yes, you've described it better than I did, or even a :giggle: :cry: moment


Awww...bless :)
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chesso
Yes, you've described it better than I did, or even a :giggle: :cry: moment


But its not real Chesso, honest!:-D
#10
guv
But its not real Chesso, honest!:-D

I know guv but doesn't it just strike a chord??
Actually, I just read it through again and it's because of this:

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.


If you'd called it something completely unPC like (n)utter-love or something, It would have been OK!!

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