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Not Not by Black Gerbil1.
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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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#1
Lurker does not participate in normal forum discourse, but he's out there...watching, reading every message. Generally, he is quite harmless. In fact, his silence usually reflects a natural reticence rather than any sinister motives. He is content to let the other people haul the conversational freight and, if a fight breaks out he will observe quietly. Occasionally, however, some mysterious impulse drives him to de-lurk and attack. Other Warriors regard his unexpected assault as an ambush, and invariably turn on him savagely. But Lurker seldom sticks around to fight it out, rather, after a brief exchange, he slips away, never to be heard from again.

teh lurker

http://i315.photobucket.com/albums/ll450/the_guvna50/lurker.jpg
#2
BG1 - that was almost poetic :)
#3
:? :? :o
#4
come on BG leave it out, your just trying to prevoke people now
#5
Not Not by Black Gerbil1

why the double neagtive? does that mean it's a positive? so it is by you?
#6
Cluffy321;2934592
come on BG leave it out, your just trying to prevoke people now
#7
bellabonkers
why the double neagtive? does that mean it's a positive? so it is by you?

does it matter.:-D
#8
Lamer is a Warrior who appears in different guises to different people, and is therefore difficult to describe in full detail. Nonetheless, he is readily identifiable because of his mediocre wit, utter lack of insight and vacuous comment . You begin to sense Lamer's presence when you are able to anticipate the content of his messages even before reading them. Lamer actively participates in forum discourse and readily jumps into battle, but his ineffectuality renders him relatively harmless when encountered in single combat. [COLOR=#ff0000]CAUTION[/COLOR]: Lamer's crushing dullness can enervate even the most robust Warrior, and while it is usually possible to overcome the presence of a few Lamers, enough of them banded together the can numb the liveliest forum into extinction.


http://www.politicsforum.org/images/flame_warriors/lamer.jpg


Etc etc - some good ones!
#9
:lol: Admin

Admin is the janitor, the cop, the mayor, the judge and sometimes even the forum doctor who tends to Warriors injured in battle - in other words, Nanny on steroids. Because he runs the forum and sets the rules Admin has the power to pull the plug on any Warrior who gets a little too frisky. Sometimes his efforts are appreciated, but like any authority figure he is also resented - especially by Jerk, Evil Clown, L'Enfant Provocateur, Ego, Rebel Without a Clue, Yuk Yuk, Troller, and other Warriors who would like to turn the forum into their personal playground. Most Admins are generally fair and even handed, but the adage that absolute power corrupts absolutely is as true on the internet as it is anywhere else, and it is a rare Admin who can resist bringing the hammer down if seriously pressed by a determined foe. Sycophant and other suckups will also attach themselves to a strong Admin to form a defensive perimeter around him, and more often than not Admin's enemies will be driven off without him ever having to brandish his axe. [COLOR=#FF0000]CAUTION[/COLOR]: Admin is the most powerful of all Warriors and drawing him into direct battle invites almost certain defeat. Rebel Leader does pose a limited threat to Admin's power by fomenting a revolt and causing forum members to jump ship.


http://www.politicsforum.org/images/flame_warriors/admin.jpg
#10
lol @ the admin 1 so true.

Thanks again admin for this site :-D
#11
jah128;2934700
Lamer is a Warrior who appears in different guises to different people, and is therefore difficult to describe in full detail. Nonetheless, he is readily identifiable because of his mediocre wit, utter lack of insight and vacuous comment . You begin to sense Lamer's presence when you are able to anticipate the content of his messages even before reading them. Lamer actively participates in forum discourse and readily jumps into battle, but his ineffectuality renders him relatively harmless when encountered in single combat. [COLOR=#ff0000]CAUTION[/COLOR]: Lamer's crushing dullness can enervate even the most robust Warrior, and while it is usually possible to overcome the presence of a few Lamers, enough of them banded together the can numb the liveliest forum into extinction.


http://www.politicsforum.org/images/flame_warriors/lamer.jpg


Etc etc - some good ones!


:giggle:
#12
http://www.politicsforum.org/images/flame_warriors/

:lol: Some of them are so accurate, can think of members here to fit most of them...
#13
jah128
http://www.politicsforum.org/images/flame_warriors/

:lol: Some of them are so accurate, can think of members here to fit most of them...


hmmm so where do I fit in?
#14
For Tireless Rebutter there is no such thing as a trivial dispute. He regards all challenges as if the barbarians were battering at the gates. His unflagging tenacity in making his points numbs and eventually wears down the opposition. Confident that his arguments are sound, Tireless Rebutter can't understand why he is universally loathed.


http://www.politicsforum.org/images/flame_warriors/tireless.jpg

That seems to be me but i'd hope i'm not loathed! I respond to criticism as if 'the barbarians are at the gate' but that's because i hate being critised if i'm in the right.
#15
I've not seen these before. Thanks for the link, they are pretty cool. I think I finally found one that fits my profile, although I won't post it here as I will likely be attacked by a Profundus Maximus :thumbsup:

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