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The Modern Supermarket

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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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#1
Condoms available at the pharmacy?

That'd be interesting!
:whistling:
#2
WantOne;2272873
Condoms available at the pharmacy?

That'd be interesting!
:whistling:

oh pewwwwwwwwwwwww
#3
is this a joke or serious?
#4
yimmie;2273054
is this a joke or serious?

pmsl ................... it's a joke :oops: :-D ... soppy date :p
#5
at asda normally where there is eggs you can press a button and chicken bark or what ever they do lol
#6
kiwinator
at asda normally where there is eggs you can press a button and chicken bark or what ever they do lol


lol yeah, poor staff.
#7
kiwinator
at asda normally where there is eggs you can press a button and chicken bark or what ever they do lol


I'd love to hear a chicken bark - it'd make my year! ;-)
#8
kiwinator
at asda normally where there is eggs you can press a button and chicken bark or what ever they do lol


They Bark?!?!?!? PMSL There used to be that near me but they changed it, I think they're too thick near us so just stand there with their fingers on the button constantly
banned#9
Lmao chickens bark, love it..
#10
wierdowoss
Lmao chickens bark, love it..


might be one of those caged ones :-D
#11
seriously,what do chickens do? woof? its really bugging me all day!! someone put me out of my misery!!
#12
HAHA reading the chicken bark comment just made me laugh out load in work!
Yes all eyes were on me :oops: how come when i relay it, its never as funny, Now they think im strange! lol
#13
kiwinator
seriously,what do chickens do? woof? its really bugging me all day!! someone put me out of my misery!!


CLUCK!

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