came in to work early the other day and began hanging upside down from the ceiling. Just then one of my co-workers (she's blonde..it'll be important later) came in and asked me what I'm doing.
"Shh," I said, " I'm a light bulb -- I'm acting crazy to get a few days off, as there is an out of town wedding I need to go to until Tuesday. ."
A minute later the Boss walked by and asked me what I was doing.
"I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed.
"You're going crazy," he said.
"Take a few days off, and come back when you are de-stressed
With that, I jumped down and started walking out. My co-worker started following me and the Boss asked where she was going.
"I can't work in the dark," she said.