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The Official Football Banter Thread

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6y, 9m agoPosted 6 years, 9 months ago
Enter all football banter below, who will finish top four ? who is the best striker in the Premiership ? Next manager to be sacked ? Who's going down ?
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6y, 9m agoPosted 6 years, 9 months ago
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#1
For the drop Im going to go for - Burnley, Portsmouth, Hull
#2
Wayne Bridge's ex asked Drogba to go down on her.






So he fell to the floor like he'd been shot and rolled around clutching his ankle :whistling:



Relegated - Pompey, Burnley, Wolves
Next Manager sacked - Zola (well, not sacked, but he'll walk)
Best Striker - Rooney (on current form, not sure if it'll last all season though)
Top 4 at the end of the season - Will have a better idea after this weekend
[mod]#3
drop i think pompey,hull,sunderland (if sunderlands form carrys on)
#4
after our humiliation against saint johnstone last night Im giving up football for lent
#5
relegated
pompey,wolves,bolton

top 4
chelsea
man utd
aresnal
liverpool (but will just scrap it)
#6
midlandscomics


Next Manager sacked - Zola (well, not sacked, but he'll walk)


I would agree I think Zola will be the next to go and Mark Hughes will possibly take his job. I wasnt a fan of him at City but I think he'll do a good job at West Ham, he made Blackburn a very decent side with little money a few seasons ago.
#7
Relegated .......

pompey
burnley
man city
#8
smithyp1
Relegated .......

pompey
burnley
man city


Your comedic talents know no beginning
#9
who is the best striker in the Premiership ?

[COLOR="Red"]Rooney.[/COLOR], No Doubt.
#10
Ricardo Kaka
who is the best striker in the Premiership ?

[COLOR="Red"]Rooney.[/COLOR], No Doubt.


Atm yes, closely followed by Drogba.
#11
In order, for me, it would be

Shrek
Drogba
Tevez
Torres
Anelka
Defoe
#12
insomaniac - do you think man city are better of with mancini??

I mean its not as if he pulling in the results and getting the best out of players....listening to the radio the other day alot people were calling and saying the standard of football is not as good as it was under hughes!
#13
iNSOMANiAC
In order, for me, it would be

Shrek
Drogba
Tevez
Torres
Anelka
Defoe



Tevez in 3rd??? are you for real....

surely Torres and Anelka are better strikers then him.......

Tevez's headless chicken approach covers alot of his weaknesses as a striker
#14
Abz
Tevez in 3rd??? are you for real....

surely Torres and Anelka are better strikers then him.......

Tevez's headless chicken approach covers alot of his weaknesses as a striker


I think he means current form. Torres injured we shall see at the weekend meant to be back, would put him down to bag a goal if ready to play.
#15
Abz
insomaniac - do you think man city are better of with mancini??

I mean its not as if he pulling in the results and getting the best out of players....listening to the radio the other day alot people were calling and saying the standard of football is not as good as it was under hughes!


Depends what you mean by the standard of football, we are not conceding 3 goals a game which is always nice but we arent an all out attacking team either.

I much preferred the Hughes style from a 'spectacle' viewpoint the games were always exciting with lots of goals but we were getting some silly results.

Mancini is trying to make us more defensive but the last three games have been the dullest games ive seen all season, no attacking threat, no width, no spark. Mancini is trying to play his own style with players who are used to attacking. Its not going to work, Wayne Bridge cannot defend for toffee so when you tell him to stop bombing forward you might as well not have him on the pitch. Same for Micah Richards. In the summer ( if he;s still there) Mancini might buy a box to box midfielder and a left and right back and we will b ein a lot better shape.

What annoys me the most is he refuses to play Stevie Ireland and rarely play SWP and then moans we arent pushing forward ! he plays with three defensive midfielders and moans we hav eno width !!!
#16
Adam2050
I think he means current form. Torres injured we shall see at the weekend meant to be back, would put him down to bag a goal if ready to play.


oh ok if on current form i'd still say anelka ahead of tevez
#17
Abz

Tevez's headless chicken approach covers alot of his weaknesses as a striker


Tevez is in the form of his life at the moment, if by 'headless chicken' you mean 'covers a lot of ground' then yes he does, he goes at defenders and the keepers and chases lost balls, its that type of grit and determination that has got him so many goals this season, it is not a weakness. I wish we had five tevez and 0 Adebayors.
#18
iNSOMANiAC
Depends what you mean by the standard of football, we are not conceding 3 goals a game which is always nice but we arent an all out attacking team either.

I much preferred the Hughes style from a 'spectacle' viewpoint the games were always exciting with lots of goals but we were getting some silly results.

Mancini is trying to make us more defensive but the last three games have been the dullest games ive seen all season, no attacking threat, no width, no spark. Mancini is trying to play his own style with players who are used to attacking. Its not going to work, Wayne Bridge cannot defend for toffee so when you tell him to stop bombing forward you might as well not have him on the pitch. Same for Micah Richards. In the summer ( if he;s still there) Mancini might buy a box to box midfielder and a left and right back and we will b ein a lot better shape.

What annoys me the most is he refuses to play Stevie Ireland and rarely play SWP and then moans we arent pushing forward ! he plays with three defensive midfielders and moans we hav eno width !!!


True....he reminds of young/slim rafa.....a very negative manager whose first aim is not to lose a game rather than win the game!

Steven Ireland has great potential and would love to him managed by Fergie....

SWP for me is a bit hit 'n' miss.....depending on his mood he can be very effective or a complete waste...kind of like nani
#19
I think steven ireland might go but he wont be going to Stretford, SWP is frustrating. To say the least.
#20
iNSOMANiAC
I think steven ireland might go but he wont be going to Stretford, SWP is frustrating. To say the least.


you never know...who would have thought Tevez would have gone to stockport:p
#21
Abz
you never know...who would have thought Tevez would have gone to stockport:p


Stockport ????
banned#22
arsenal
man u
chelsea
man city
banned#23
without a doubt Torres is the best striker in the league when fit, closly followed by rooney
#24
chelsea
manu
Arsenal
Liverpool

uninjured, torres is the best striker in the world
#25
Man Utd
Chelsea
Arsenal
Liverpool

Portsmouth
Wolves
Wigan

Rooney

I don't think anyone else will be sacked before the end of the season.
#26
micoo
chelsea
manu
Arsenal
Liverpool

uninjured, torres is the best striker in the world


Even as a Liverpool supporter, David Villa is a better finisher imo, but Torres is the better all-round footballer.

People are going on about Rooney now being one of the best in the World (let alone England), but I'm sure most Premier Lague defenders are more worried about facing Drogba and Torres than they are Rooney. Rooney is playing unbelievably well at the moment though.
#27
top four;
Chelsea
man ure
arsenal
liverpool

bottom three;
wigan
burnley
pompey


Rooney best striker
#28
midlandscomics
Even as a Liverpool supporter, David Villa is a better finisher imo, but Torres is the better all-round footballer.

People are going on about Rooney now being one of the best in the World (let alone England), but I'm sure most Premier Lague defenders are more worried about facing Drogba and Torres than they are Rooney. Rooney is playing unbelievably well at the moment though.


As an all rounder Rooney is without doubt the best striker in the world at the moment. no one tracks back, picks the ball up from midfield and has the total all round game as he has.
#29
greg_68
As an all rounder Rooney is without doubt the best striker in the world at the moment. no one tracks back, picks the ball up from midfield and has the total all round game as he has.


I wouldn't class him as a striker though.....goal poachers like Van Nistelrooy, Van Basten, Fowler, Lineker, Inzaghi were/are true strikers . He's more of a forward than a striker, what with his tracking back, chasing the ball etc...... People have made comparisons between Rooney and Pele, and to be fair I think it's probably not too far from the truth, going on the style of Pele's play.
#30
barky
after our humiliation against saint johnstone last night Im giving up football for lent


try getting beat by raith at home mate :o
#31
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football/view/122840/Rafa-We-ll-win-the-Europa-League/

Fat spanish waiter - We will win the Europa cup . Lol
#32
iNSOMANiAC
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football/view/122840/Rafa-We-ll-win-the-Europa-League/

Fat spanish waiter - [COLOR="Red"]We will win the Europa cup[/COLOR] . Lol


Where does he say that :?
#33
midlandscomics
Where does he say that :?


The Daily Star have confused 'we will try and win' with 'we will win', easily done (and it sell more papers)
#34
Right at the top of the page, i think its called the headline.
#35
iNSOMANiAC
Right at the top of the page, i think its called the headline.


Thanks for pointing out what a headline is (it's not a quote though is it) :thumbsup: I asked where Rafa is quoted as saying it :whistling:
#36
midlandscomics
Thanks for pointing out what a headline is (it's not a quote though is it) :thumbsup: I asked where Rafa is quoted as saying it :whistling:


You know Rafa though, the eternal optimist, he still thinks the scousers are going to finish 4th LOL
#37
1. Chelsea
2. Utd
3. Man.City
4. Ars e nal



18. Wolves
19. Burnley
20. Portsmouth
#38
iNSOMANiAC
You know Rafa though, the eternal optimist, he still thinks the scousers are going to finish 4th LOL


And we'll know if that's the case in mid-May, and not mid February :thumbsup:

Top 5 this time last season:

1 Man Utd..........26 +35 62
2 Liverpool........25 +25 54
3 Chelsea..........26 +30 52
4 Aston Villa.....26 +15 51
5 Arsenal..........26 +13 45

Where did Arsenal finish ?
Where did Villa finish ?
#39
midlandscomics
And we'll know if that's the case in mid-May, and not mid February :thumbsup:

Top 5 this time last season:

1 Man Utd..........26 +35 62
2 Liverpool........25 +25 54
3 Chelsea..........26 +30 52
4 Aston Villa.....26 +15 51
5 Arsenal..........26 +13 45

Where did Arsenal finish ?
Where did Villa finish ?



Come come now, stop living in the past and look to the future. I bet you had a little tear in your eye when you looked at that eh :roll:
#40
iNSOMANiAC
Come come now, stop living in the past and look to the future. I bet you had a little tear in your eye when you looked at that eh :roll:


Not really, we had a good season and pushed United until mid-April....too many silly draws along the way though.

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