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The old gunfighter

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The old gunfighter . When Easterners come out West, they would do well to remember this little story... Sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, an up and coming gunfighter recognized an elderly man … Read More
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8y, 9m agoPosted 8 years, 9 months ago
The old gunfighter
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When Easterners come out West, they would do well to remember this little story... Sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, an up and coming gunfighter recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day had the reputation of being the fastest gun in the West.
The young cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him the story of his great ambition.
Do you think you could give me some tips? he asked.
The old man looked him up and down and said, Well, for one thing, youre wearing your gun too high.
Tie the holster a little lower down on your leg.
Will that make me a better gunfighter? asked the young man. Sure will, replied the old-timer.
The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his 44 and shot the bow tie off the piano player.
Thats terrific! said the hot shot. Got any more tips for me?
Yep, said the old man. Cut a notch out of your holster where the hammer hits it. thatll give you a smoother draw.
Will that make me a better gunfighter? asked the younger man. You bet it will, said the old-timer.
The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his gun in a blur, and then shot a cufflink off the piano player.
Wow! exclaimed the cowboy, Im learnin somethin' here.
Got any more tips?
The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon.See that axle grease in the can over there? Coat your gun with it.
The young man went over to the can and smeared some of the grease on the barrel of his gun.
No, said the old-timer, I mean smear it all over the gun,handle and all. Will that make me a better gunfighter? asked the young man.
No, said the old-timer, but when Wyatt Earp gets done playing the piano, hes gonna shove that gun up your ass, and it wont hurt as much.
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8y, 9m agoPosted 8 years, 9 months ago
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:-d brilliant
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How rude! lol
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How rude! lol

........ how painful !!!! :w00t: :p

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