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The Old Sailor & the Working Girl

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. An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as h…
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banned6y, 3m agoPosted 6 years, 3 months ago
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An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake.

He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'

The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'

'Three knots?' he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean?'

She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and your knot getting your money back.


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banned6y, 3m agoPosted 6 years, 3 months ago
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banned#4
I liked it (_;)
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A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag
on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.

The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot
high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls
out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into
the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in
front of the piano.

The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful
piece by Mozart! "Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.

The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out
a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it."

So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and
a beautiful genie is standing before him. "I will grant you one wish.
Just ! one wish~~ each person is only allowed one!"

The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, "I want a
million bucks!" A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is
soon followed by another duck, then another. pretty soon, the entire bar
is filled with ducks and they keep coming!

The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's a
little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."

"Tell me about it!!" says the man,
"do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?
banned#6
robbieukranger
I liked it (_;)


So did I....... Maybe it's knot funny afterall! X)
banned#7
richp
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag
on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.

The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot
high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls
out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into
the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in
front of the piano.

The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful
piece by Mozart! "Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.

The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out
a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it."

So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and
a beautiful genie is standing before him. "I will grant you one wish.
Just ! one wish~~ each person is only allowed one!"

The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, "I want a
million bucks!" A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is
soon followed by another duck, then another. pretty soon, the entire bar
is filled with ducks and they keep coming!

The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's a
little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."

"Tell me about it!!" says the man,
"do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?


Jeez.... now that is ooooooooold

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